30 November 2011

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RIM hangs onto smartphone lead in Canada, ahead of Apple, Android...


TORONTO - Google's share of the Canadian smartphone market doubled between June and September, while Research in Motion and Apple slipped, according to a report by measurement firm, comScore.

About eight million Canadians owned a smartphone in September; 35.8 per cent were BlackBerrys, said comScore today.

Apple had 30.1 per cent of the market, Google's Android platform, 25 per cent, Symbian, 4.2 per cent, and Microsoft, 3.2 per cent.

RIM dropped about six percentage points since comScore's previous mobile report in June.

Apple lost almost one per cent, and Android experienced a major growth spurt 12 per cent.

"Canada is still a BlackBerry nation; it still has the largest share of smartphones in Canada, but we see Android ... really growing significantly," said comScore vice-president, Bryan Segal.

"That's growing at a quick rate."

In all, 20.1 million Canadians, aged 13 or older, had a cellphone in September, with 40 per cent owning a smartphone.

In June, smartphones represented 33 per cent of all mobile phones in Canada, and Segal noted smartphone adoption is growing fast.

"Seven per cent raw growth is extremely big.

"You're talking about a large percentage of people moving to smartphones, which bodes well for mobile media, advertising, and talks to a trend happening in the marketplace around the world."

While Android is gaining ground on RIM and Apple, Segal notes all three players are selling more and more phones.

"When you talk about market shares, it always gets disguised as 'this company is taking this share', but across the board there's been so much growth on the smartphone side, all three major players show significant growth."

In the U.S., Android had 44.8 per cent of the smartphone market in September, Apple, 27.4 per cent, and RIM, 18.9 per cent.

Android grew 4.6 per cent since June, Apple was up almost one per cent, and RIM was down 4.6 per cent.

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New border deal raises privacy concerns

An entry-exit control system will give the United States more information on Canadian travellers: report.

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Privacy concerns raised as details of Canada-U.S. border deal emerge...


Details of Canada's new border action plan with the United States are now emerging, and some measures are certain to irk privacy advocates in this country.

CTV News learned the so-called "Beyond the Border" agreement will feature a new entry-exit control system that will allow the United States to track everyone coming and leaving Canada by air, land, and sea.

In exchange for more information about Canadian travelers, Washington responded with measures to improve cross-border traffic.

Under the terms of the new deal, the U.S. will move to cut down on gridlock at border crossings and allow pre-screenings on certain low-risk cargo trucks.

Moreover, in an effort to speed the process, U.S. officials will only flag suspicious vehicles at the border, rather than doing full inspections that hold up other passengers and cargo.

Despite the promise of smaller border lineups, the new deal will raise questions about what information is being shared with U.S. authorities.

NDP MP, Brian Masse, said earlier this month his party is concerned the federal government has already given up too much in past deals gaving U.S. authorities information about Canadian travelers.

"We've capitulated or signed a number of agreements recently," Masse told PostMedia News.

"It hasn't improved processing or wait times at the border."

Masse said Canadians deserve to see the full details — once Harper and Obama unveil the agreement — about how much personal privacy will be infringed.

"I think that's one of the things people have to be worried about.

"What kind of information will we be sharing, and how is it dispensed by the U.S. government?"

The federal government insists there is little to worry about.

"When I go to the United States today, I have to provide home, birth date, passport information, and travel information," Foreign Affairs Minister, John Baird, told CTV.

"Whenever we look at security, we keep in mind privacy concerns are tremendously important to Canadians, that's something we feel very strongly about."

The agreement is expected to be unveiled next week when Stephen Harper meets with Barack Obama, in Washington.

(Vancouver Province photo)

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RIM unveils way to hold on to key customers

BlackBerry-maker releases a new service to entice corporate users to stick with the company.

RIM shares pop

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RIM shares pop as it makes plan to open network services to iPhones, Android...


By The Canadian Press

TORONTO - Shares of Research In Motion (TSX:RIM.TO - News) were up 7.6 per cent on Tuesday, near midday, after the BlackBerry-maker unveiled plans to offer software to companies and governments that would open up its secure network to iPhones and other mobile devices.

The service, named BlackBerry Mobile Fusion, will be available in March, after a test run with some of its business customers, RIM says.

The move is intended to help RIM encourage its corporate customers to stick with its services, even if they gravitate away from the BlackBerry smartphone itself.

Shares in RIM jumped $1.29 to $18.30, on the Toronto Stock Exchange, as investors scooped up the stock, which has taken a severe beating in recent months over skepticism about the company's future.

RIM said the network will "make it easier for our business and government customers to manage the diversity of devices in their operations today," said RIM vice-president, Alan Panezic.

"It provides the necessary management capabilities to allow IT departments to, confidently, oversee the use of both company-owned and employee-owned mobile devices, within their organizations."

The Waterloo, Ont., tech company has been losing consumer market share to Apple and Android devices, and although it's still dominant in workplaces, its competitors are making inroads there as well.

Some corporate clients have cut costs by allowing employees to use their personal phones for business purposes, and that has meant the introduction of more consumer-oriented devices like the iPhone into some workplaces.

If RIM can convince corporate clients its BlackBerry Mobile Fusion is a viable option, even when they're using different smartphones, it will ensure a steady revenue stream that would have otherwise been lost.

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Horses could soon be slaughtered in US, for human food, after Congress lifts ban on inspections...

TULSA, Okla. - Horses could soon be butchered in the U.S. for human consumption after Congress quietly lifted a 5-year-old ban on funding horse meat inspections, and activists say slaughterhouses could be up and running in as little as a month.

Slaughter opponents pushed a measure cutting off funding for horse meat inspections through Congress, in 2006, after other efforts to pass outright bans on horse slaughter failed in previous years.

Congress lifted the ban in a spending bill President Barack Obama signed into law 18 Nov. to keep the government afloat until mid-December.

It did not, however, allocate any new money to pay for horse meat inspections, which opponents claim could cost taxpayers $3 million to $5 million a year.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture would have to find the money in its existing budget, which is expected to see more cuts this year as Congress and the White House aim to trim federal spending.

The USDA issued a statement, yesterday, saying there are no slaughterhouses in the U.S. that butcher horses for human consumption... now... but if one were to open, it would conduct inspections to make sure federal laws were being followed.

USDA spokesman Neil Gaffney declined to answer questions beyond what was in the statement.

The last U.S. slaughterhouse that butchered horses closed in 2007, in Illinois, and animal welfare activists warned of massive public outcry in any town where a slaughterhouse may open.

"If plants open up in Oklahoma or Nebraska, you'll see controversy, litigation, legislative action, and basically a very inhospitable environment to operate," predicted Wayne Pacelle, president and chief executive of The Humane Society of the United States.

"Local opposition will emerge and you'll have tremendous controversy over slaughtering Trigger and Mr. Ed."

Pro-slaughter activists say the ban had unintended consequences, including an increase in neglect and the abandonment of horses, and they are scrambling to get a plant going — possibly in Wyoming, North Dakota, Nebraska, or Missouri.

They estimate a slaughterhouse could open in 30 to 90 days, with state approval, and eventually as many as 200,000 horses a year could be slaughtered for human consumption.

Most of the meat would be shipped to Europe and Asia, where it's treated as a delicacy.

Dave Duquette, president of the non-profit, pro-slaughter group United Horsemen, said no state or site has been picked yet, but he's lined up plenty of investors who have expressed interest in financing a processing plant.

While the last three slaughterhouses in the U.S. were owned by foreign companies, he said a new plant would be American-owned.

"I have probably five to 10 investors I could call right now, if I had a plant ready to go," said Duquette, who lives in Hermiston, Ore.

He added, "If one plant came open in two weeks, I'd have enough money to fund it.

"I've got people who will put up $100,000."

Sue Wallis, a Wyoming state lawmaker, the group's vice-president, said ranchers used to be able to sell horses, too old or unfit for work, to slaughterhouses, but now they have to ship them to butchers in Canada and Mexico, where they fetch less than half the price.

The federal ban devastated "an entire sector of animal agriculture for purely sentimental and romantic notions," she said.

Although there are reports of Americans dining on horse meat as recently as the 1940s, the practice is virtually non-existent in this country, where the animals are treated as beloved pets, and iconic symbols of the West.

Lawmakers in California and Illinois have banned the slaughter of horses for human consumption, and more than a dozen states tightly regulate the sale of horse meat.

Federal lawmakers' lifting of the ban on funding for horse meat inspections came about in part because of the recession, which struck just as slaughtering stopped.

A federal report issued in June found local animal welfare organizations reported a spike in investigations for horse neglect and abandonment since 2007.

In Colorado, data shows investigations for horse neglect and abuse increased more than 60 per cent — from 975 in 2005 to almost 1,600 in 2009.

The report from the U.S. Government Accountability Office also determined about 138,000 horses were transported to Canada and Mexico for slaughter in 2010, nearly the same number killed in the U.S. before the ban took effect in 2007.

The U.S. has an estimated 9 million horses.

Cheri White Owl, founder of the non-profit Horse Feathers Equine Rescue, in Guthrie, Okla., said she's seen more horse neglect during the recession.

Her group is caring for 33 horses now, and can't accept more.

"A lot of the situation is due to the economy," she said.

"People deciding to pay their mortgage or keep their horse."

White Owl worries if slaughterhouses open, owners will dump their unwanted animals there instead of looking for alternatives, such as animal sanctuaries.

Animal rights groups also argue that slaughtering is a messy, cruel process, and some say it would be kinder for owners to have their horses put to sleep by a veterinarian.

"Euthanasia has always been an option," Pacelle said.

"If you acquire a horse, you should be a responsible owner, and provide lifetime care."

The fight over horse slaughtering has pitted lawmakers of the same party against each other.

Sen. Max Baucus, D-Mont., said the poor economy has resulted in "sad cases" of horse abandonment and neglect, and lifting the ban will give Americans a shot at regaining lost jobs and making sure sick horses aren't abandoned or mistreated.

U.S. Rep. Jim Moran, D-Va., is lobbying colleagues to permanently ban horse slaughter, because he believes the process is inhumane.

"I am committed to doing everything in my power to prevent the resumption of horse slaughter, and will force Congress to debate this important policy in an open, democratic manner at every opportunity," he said in a statement.

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Samsung wins appeal in Apple tablet battle...

South Korean electronics giant, Samsung, today won its appeal against a temporary ban on sales of its Galaxy tablet device in Australia, a rare victory in its legal tussle with Apple.

The Sydney, Australia courtroom battle is part of a wider global war in which two of the world's biggest technology companies vye for supremacy in the US$100 billion global market for tablet computers and smartphones.

The Federal Court of Australia lifted the ban on the sale of the Galaxy Tab 10.1 ahead of a full hearing on claims from the US giant the device copies its iPad computer.

Apple immediately won a stay of orders, meaning Samsung will not be able to sell the Galaxy in Australia before 0500 GMT Friday.

"The appeal will be allowed," the judgment by Justice John Dowsett, Justice Lindsay Foster, and Justice David Yates, concludes.

"Samsung will be permitted to launch the Galaxy Tab 10.1 in Australia, provided it keeps accounts of all transactions involving that device in Australia, or originating from Australia."

Samsung Electronics Australia said it was pleased with the decision.

"We believe the ruling clearly affirms Apple's legal claims lack merit," it said in a statement issued from Seoul, adding it would comment shortly on the market availability of the tablet in Australia.

The Federal Court granted an interim order against the sale of the Galaxy 10.1 in October, ruling Apple had established a prima facie case the South Korean company had breached touchscreen technology copyrights.

In reversing this decision, the court said there was "a real and substantial prospect" the supply of the Galaxy would not infringe an Australian patent relating to the touchscreen, one of several on which Apple had sought the temporary ban.

"We have referred to a number of difficulties that confront Apple in making good its case on infringement.

"It may well be, on a final hearing, Apple will meet these difficulties.

"Difficulties they are," they said.

They said while the case was open to be argued, they were doubtful of whether Apple had established a prima facie case on that particular claim.

Apple may now apply to the High Court, for a further extension of the stay of sales beyond Friday, despite objections from Samsung.

"It simply serves to prolong the injustice suffered by Samsung," lawyer for Samsung, Neil Young told reporters.

In their judgment, the justices noted the commercial life of the Samsung tablet was approximately 12 months, from launch, and given there was no final hearing fixed for the matter, the initial ban had "the practical effect of killing off the Galaxy Tab 10.1, in Australia".

"Although not so, as a matter of law, the practical effect of those injunctions is to deliver to Apple complete victory in respect of its claims for final injunctions in respect of that device," they said.

Apple won a similar ban on the Galaxy Tab 10.1 in Germany, in October, related to copyright breaches, prompting Samsung to later say it had modified the design of its newest tablet in an attempt to bypass the sales ban.

The two companies are also engaged in an ongoing battle over smartphone and tablet technology in the United States, Japan, and South Korea.

Tim Renowden, a consumer IT analyst with technology consultancy firm, Ovum, said the move would inject greater competition into the Australian tablet market, currently dominated by the iPad, in the lead-up to Christmas.

"From a consumer's point of view, it's preferable to have competition in the market, rather than in the courts," he said.

"Samsung's Christmas elves will be rushing to prepare Galaxy Tab orders."

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Canadian companies lose billions a year to spies...

An international spy conference in Ottawa is trying to help corporations fight back against espionage, and breaches that cost them billions of dollars a year.

The two-day conference, called CISC 2011: Protecting Your Company Against Corporate Espionage is hosted by former CSIS director, Michel Juneau-Katsuya.

His opening speech outlined some key figures on commercial espionage on Canadian companies.

The main finding, he said, happened back in 1995 when his staff discovered some companies lost about $10 to 12 billion per year.

Juneau-Katsuya, now the president and CEO of Northgate Group security, estimated the cost has grown ten-fold, even though no recent study has been done on those numbers.

Some recent research does contradict those claims.

A Telus-sponsored computer security survey found the cost of breaches actually dropped tenfold in 2011 compared to 2010.

Researchers surveyed more than 600 Canadian IT professionals across government, public and private sectors.

Still, the former CSIS head said this first-ever spy conference in Ottawa, which will run Tuesday and Wednesday, would help corporations decrease costs.

His speech focused on executives at these corporations who he calls the "worst culprits."

"They work long hours and they have to work fast and they want to try to facilitate their work so they go around and try to circumvent the security protocol put into place," Juneau-Katsuya said in his speech, "Opening, literally, the back door...for somebody to get inside and steal that information."

The speakers include former Cuban and Chinese spies, an ex-KGB officer, and a former director of the Israeli Security Agency.

The advice, which will look at spying through social networking, cellphones and even through sexual encounters, is sensitive.

Many spies like to keep it close to their chest.

As a result, some choose to be more selective with which companies they choose to assist.

"We have had cases where we did not feel comfortable recommending companies because of security concerns," said Aqeel Zaman, a Toronto man who works with investors at small and medium-sized businesses.

This conference tries to share as many important pointers as possible.

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Canadian Press

Product quadrupled sales on Black Friday

A competing product to Apple's iPad 2 saw a giant gain in sales during the weekend promotion.

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Kindle Sales Quadrupled, on Black Friday...

Online retailing giant, Amazon, said Monday sales of its Kindle e-readers and tablets quadrupled on Black Friday, over the previous year's annual pre-Christmas national shopping orgy.

The company gave no specific data on Kindle sales last Friday, but said its new tablet computer, the Kindle Fire, was also the bestselling product on Amazon.com.

"Even before the busy holiday shopping weekend, we'd already sold millions of the new Kindle family," Dave Limp, vice president of Amazon's Kindle division, said in a statement.

"Black Friday was the best ever for the Kindle family -- customers purchased four times as many Kindle devices as they did last Black Friday -- and last year was a great year," he said.

Amazon slashed prices of the Kindle e-readers and set a below-cost price for the Fire -- a rival of Apple's iPad -- with an eye at boosting sales of e-books, music and movies from its online store.

"The Kindle Fire, at a retail price point of $199, is sold at a loss by Amazon, just as the basic Kindle is also sold at a loss, at the current $79 retail price point," IHS iSuppli's Andrew Rassweiler said earlier this month.

"Amazon makes its money, not on Kindle hardware, but on paid content, and other products it plans to sell the consumer, through the Kindle," Rassweiler said.

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29 November 2011

mind control killed rfk?

Sen. Robert F. Kennedy at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles before he was shot (AP)

RFK shooter's provocative new claims

Lawyers for Sirhan Sirhan say the bullet that killed Robert Kennedy didn't come from his gun.

Victim of 'mind-control'

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RFK assassin, Sirhan Sirhan, alleges conspiracy theory, seeks release from prison..

Sirhan Sirhan, after being arrested for the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy, in 1968

Attorneys for Sirhan Sirhan, the man who assassinated Robert Kennedy in 1968, have asked he be released from prison, alleging he was a victim of "mind-control", and never actually shot Kennedy.

Less than a week after the anniversary of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, Sirhan's lawyers have presented their own Kennedy conspiracy theory, alleging, in Sirhan's 1969 trial, the court ignored "evidence" there were actually two shooters in RFK's assassination.

Sirhan's legal team is also arguing the revolver found on Sirhan was not responsible for the gunshots that killed Bobby Kennedy.

"Though the practice of hypno-programming/mind control is hardly new, the public has been shielded from the darker side of the practice," Sirhan's lawyers' court filings claim.

"The average person is unaware, hypnosis can and is used to induct antisocial conduct in humans."

Attorneys William F. Pepper and Laurie D. Dusek argue, Sirhan at least deserves a new trial, alleging the original 1969 proceedings were marred by fraud, when the court allowed a substitute bullet to be used in place of the real bullet removed from Kennedy's neck.

In addition, Sirhan's attorneys say recently discovered audio recordings provide evidence as many as thirteen gun shots were fired at the time of Kennedy's assassination.

As CNN explains, the details get even stranger from there:

The attorneys further assert Sirhan was "hypno-programmed to be a diversion for the real assassin", and allege he would be easily blamed for the assassination because he is an Arab.

Sirhan, 67, a Christian Palestinian, born in Jerusalem, whose parents brought him and his siblings to America in the 1950s.

Sirhan was "an involuntary participant in the crimes committed, because he was subjected to sophisticated hypno programming, and memory implantation techniques, which rendered him unable to, consciously, control his thoughts and actions at the time the crimes were committed," court papers say.

The California attorney general's office has, so far, declined to comment on the new court filings.

Sirhan Sirhan has long claimed he cannot remember the actual assassination.

Harvard Medical School hypno-programming expert, Daniel Brown, recently worked with Sirhan, claiming to have successfully helped him remember the assassination, for the first time.

Brown says Sirhan claims, "due to mind control", Sirhan believed he was "at a gun range, shooting at circular targets".

Pepper and Dusek also represented Sirhan during his recent, unsuccessful, attempt to win parole from Pleasant Valley state Prison in Coalinga, California, where he is currently serving a life sentence.

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Winter (Canadian Press)

'Roller-coaster' winter prediction for Canada

There are a few areas of the country expected to get hit with unusually chilly conditions.

Two will be mild

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Canadians should brace for a messy, stormy winter, says the Weather Network

OAKVILLE, Ont. - Canadians should brace for a messy, unpredictable, stormy winter, with many of the ups and down blamed on the return of La Nina.

"This is going to be a real roller-coaster of a winter," said Chris Scott, a meteorologist with The Weather Network.

"The thing to prepare for this winter is a lot of ups and downs, a lot of freeze/thaws cycles, especially in areas closer to freezing."

In a forecast for December to February, the Weather Network released Monday, the wintry weather is predicted to be similar to that felt last year, with some big rain and snow storms, as well as windier than average conditions.

The culprit behind much of that unpredictability will be La Nina, a large pool of colder than normal water, off the coast of South America, which tends to make for very changeable conditions.

"We can't say for sure whether we're in for a 'Snowmageddon', or some monster storm, but we think the pattern is there for some very active weather across, the country," Scott said.

Some Canadians were already worrying about the forecast, even though many parts of Canada have yet to see so much as a flake of snow.

The news is not all dire, since Quebec and Atlantic Canada will be in for milder weather, while the wintry weather will be off to a later than average, in southern sections of Ontario.

As well, above average precipitation, forecast for southern British Columbia will make for snow-packed, powdery slopes, and many happy skiers and snow boarders.

Most of British Columbia and the Prairies will experience below normal temperatures, however, and in the North, the Yukon, Northwest Territories and southwest tip of Nunavut are expected to be in for a colder than usual stretch.

"We often see major storms in the winter, it doesn't mean every week's going to be wild across the country, but as we get to the next few weeks, we'll really start to see winter ramping up," said Scott.

When the storms come, some will have "everything falling from the sky": snow, ice pellets, freezing rain, and rain — experts say people should bundle up, keep their walkways clean, and be aware of driving conditions.