31 August 2011

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Retiring Maid of the Mist captain says he'll miss 'routine' of Niagara Falls...


NIAGARA FALLS, Ont. - For more than three decades, Malcolm Bunting has ferried tourists to the foot of one of Canada's most famous landmarks, his steady hands guiding the Maid of the Mist into the powerful spray of Niagara Falls.

One of the tour boat company's longest-serving captains, Bunting made the 800-metre voyage some 110,000 times, pushing through mighty currents, past the American falls, to the more dramatic Canadian Horseshoe falls.

It's a job many would find exciting, maybe even glamorous, but for the 63-year-old Bunting, it's routine.

"The first few years, it's different," he said today, sitting in the cabin of the Maid of the Mist VII, the newest vessel, reserved for senior captains.

"It's like anything, you get used to it."

Bunting, who goes by the nickname Mal, was to step away from the wheel for good, tonight.

As he led the vessel on back-to-back trips during his last day before retirement, the seasoned sailor admitted he'll miss the routine that saw him head out into the waters up to 22 times a day, for eight months of the year.

At the same time, "I think I'm going to fit into retirement," he said with a chuckle.

"It'll be different... at first, it'll feel like the off-season came early."

Only a dozen or so have piloted the Maid of the Mist boats in the past 50 years, the company said.

With 36 years under his belt, Bunting has been at the helm the longest on record.

Over the years, he's driven countless celebrities, politicians, and royalty, on the half-hour trip, including former prime minister Pierre Trudeau, and the duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson.

He spotted the late Princess Diana, and her sons William and Harry, on their famous tour of the falls in 1991, though they didn't ride his boat.

Still, it's the everyday people the retiring captain says he remembers most.

"The most interesting people are the people you see out on the deck right now — the families, the kids, the people here on vacation, who have never seen anything like this before," he says.

"They come up to us at the end of the trip, and say, 'Wow, that was great, can we stay on and go again?'"

Bunting has spent most of his life on or around boats.

His family moved to Canada from England when he was four years old, and he started working at a marina, in Oakville, Ont., at 14.

He remembers riding the Maid of the Mist during a school trip in Grade 7 or 8, "Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would finish out my career here."

He applied for the job of first mate in 1975, after reading an ad in the paper, and worked his way up to the rank of captain.

If Bunting has his way, the next few years will see him stay on dry land, criss-crossing the country by motorcycle, with his wife of 40 years.

"I plan to stay as far away from boats as I can," he said.

Thousands of people ride the Maid of the Mist boats, each day, during the tourist season, the company said.

Eight full-time captains work eight months of the year, with four winter months off.

Each boat can hold up to 600 people.

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Metal beam crashes on Montreal cab

Two Montreal taxi passengers had a close call today, when a large, metal construction beam fell on the car, smashing the rear window.

The seven-metre beam fell from the construction site of the city's new French super hospital.

It landed on the cab, near the corner of Viger and Sanguinet streets.

Two women, sitting in the back seat of the cab, escaped without injury.

The pair, visiting from Ottawa, said they were outraged by the actions of the cab driver, who, they say, overcharged them, and sped away from the scene, shortly after being filmed by a Radio-Canada crew that happened to be in the area.

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The most (and least) stolen cars...

The Highway Loss Data Institute has updated its list of the most popular (and least popular) U.S. cars for thieves to steal, and, as in past years, the news isn't good for Cadillac Escalade owners.

The SUVs are more than six times as likely to be stolen as any typical vehicle.

Indeed, American SUVs and pickup trucks dominate the list.

"Immobilizers are a good deterrent against joy-riding teenagers, but professional thieves can easily haul away an SUV... on a flatbed truck," the institute's senior vice president, Kim Hazelbaker, says.

"A pickup that can't be driven away is still vulnerable to having tools, and cargo, snatched from its bed."

The most popular models with thieves are:

* All four versions of the Cadillac Escalade (10.6 are stolen per every 1,000 cars on the road)

* Ford F-250 crew 4WD (9.7 are stolen for every 1,000 cars on the road)

* Chevrolet Silverado 1500 crew (9.2 stolen per 1,000)

* Ford F-450 crew 4WD (7.9 stolen per 1,000)

* GMC Sierra 1500 crew (7.3 stolen per 1,000)

* Chrysler 300 (7.1 stolen per 1,000)

* Ford F-350 crew 4WD (7 stolen per 1,000)

* Chevrolet Avalanche 1500 (6.4 stolen per 1,000)

* GMC Yukon (6.4 stolen per 1,000)

* Chrysler 300 HEMI (6.3 stolen per 1,000)

On the opposite end of the spectrum, a number of luxury vehicles are among the least likely to be stolen:

* Audi A6 4WD (0.5 are stolen for every 1,000 cars)

* Mercury Mariner (0.5 stolen per 1,000)

* Chevrolet Equinox (0.6 stolen per 1,000)

* Volkswagen CC (0.6 stolen per 1,000)

* Chevrolet Equinox 4WD (0.6 stolen per 1,000)

* Lexus RX 350 (0.6 stolen per 1,000)

* Saturn VUE (0.6 stolen per 1,000)

* Chevrolet Aveo (0.6 stolen per 1,000)

* BMW 5 series 4WD (0.7 stolen per 1,000)

* Mini Cooper Clubman (0.7 stolen per 1,000)

The data comes from insurers representing about 80 percent of the market for privately insured vehicles.

Thefts of vehicles that aren't insured, or are insured by non-reporting companies are not included.

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Unusual accessory to celebrate divorce

Would you wear a... divorce ring?

The Spritzer and Furman "Divorce Ring." Photo courtesy of jewelry.1stdibs.com

The Spritzer and Furman "Divorce Ring."

We've heard of women transforming their engagement rings into new pieces of jewelry after a divorce, or even celebrating their newly single status with divorce parties, but the latest craze is women buying symbolic divorce rings.

Related Link: Men are spending less on engagement rings

Bride Finds has brought our attention to the 18K gold Spritzer and Furman "Divorce Ring", set with four full-cut diamonds and center trillon diamond.

It can be yours... for $3,200.

We get that this is supposed to be an empowering thing, and maybe some women will be so excited and relieved to be free from their exes they'll be psyched to have a piece of jewelry representing their split.

On the other hand, wearing a ring of a broken heart split by a diamond bolt might look a little nuts.

Like now, when an eligible bachelor checks your ring finger to see if you're married, he'll see this design... symbolizing your dead marriage.

Hmm.

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Blackberry (Canadian Press)

RIM's stock grows 50 per cent in weeks

RIM rises on new BlackBerrys, changing landscape...

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31 August 2011

TORONTO (Reuters) - The launch of a string of well-received BlackBerry smartphones helped Research In Motion stock gain 6 percent, Tuesday, and almost 50 percent since hitting a five-year low on 08 August.

The smartphone maker has also been aided by Google's $12.5 billion move to buy Motorola Mobility, which analysts say could sow dissent within Android ranks, and push wireless companies to more eagerly embrace alternatives to the Google software, which is used widely.

"It's all on the heels of Google/Motorola, what that means for the changing landscape, and there's also a little bit of what I consider excess patent fever going on," said Colin Gillis, a tech analyst at BGC Partners, in New York.

Waterloo, Ontario-based RIM also holds a solid share of mobile patents, particularly in data compression, encryption and synchronization.

"It's a value name right now, it's a deep value name," Gillis said.

RIM's stock had been skidding since February, hurt by a drumbeat of negative news.

The company's earnings missed expectations, and sharply cut its forecasts, while its PlayBook, rival to Apple's iPad, launched to dismal reviews.

RIM launched new versions of its BlackBerry Bold, Torch, and Curve smartphones this month, which have fared better than the PlayBook did with reviewers, while investors are also picking up RIM stock because of its low cost.

"One of the biggest factors is a general sentiment for beaten down stocks," said Elvis Picardo, strategist and vice-president of research, at Global Securities, in Vancouver.

"Investors are in the mood for bargain-hunting."

RIM's Nasdaq-listed stock closed 5.9 percent higher, at $32.55 on Tuesday, after jumping 5.3 percent on Monday, and 3.4 percent on Friday.

On 08 Aug the stock closed at $21.87, its lowest level since September 2006, on a stock-split adjusted basis.

Its Toronto-listed shares rose 6.4 percent to C$31.91 on Tuesday, adding to a 4.6 percent gain on Monday and 2.8 percent rise on Friday.

(Reporting by Alastair Sharp; editing by Rob Wilson)


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4G BlackBerry in Early 2012...



30 August 2011




A recent report, in Light Reading, said several analysts are expecting the beleaguered smartphone manufacturer, Research In Motion Ltd. (NasdaqGS: RIMM - News) to launch its first 4G BlackBerry smarthone in the first quarter of 2012. [too late, need pre-xmas launch!]

At present, Research In Motion is developing a super-fast Long Term Evolution (LTE)

network- based BlackBerry, which will run on the QNX operating system.

The company is also expected to enter into a carrier partnership with Verizon Wireless, a joint venture between Verizon Communications Inc. (NYSE: VZ - News) and Vodafone Group plc. (NasdaqGS: VOD - News), and also with AT&T (NYSE: T - News), provided the carrier starts offering LTE by that time.

Earlier, Research In Motion postponed the launch of its 4G LTE enabled PlayBook tablets til the third quarter of 2011.

PlayBook also runs on QNX software.

RIM is facing severe problems, on several fronts.

The company is, continuously, delaying new products introduction, facing an ever increasing competitive landscape, a stagnant product portfolio, and an unfavorable product mix.

Ever since Apple Inc.’s (NasdaqGS: AAPL - News) iPhone hit the market, Research In Motion started losing its leadership position.

For the last couple of years, the company failed to launch any device that could capture the market from iPhone or Google Inc. (NasdaqGS: GOOG - News) developed Android-based high-end smartphones.

It seems management is doing 'research in slow motion', as the company fails to understand the changing tastes and preferences of consumers.

Meanwhile, the market becomes intensely competitive, with the emergence of several low-cost Asian phone developers.

In this critical situation, it is very much necessary for RIM to launch high-end BlackBerry as early as possible, to capture the initial momentum of the market.

LTE is an emerging technology throughout the world, including the U.S.

An early launch of an innovative LTE-capable smartphone may help the company to regain some of its lost glories.

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The Republican strategy for 2012 seems simple enough.

It's a numbers game.

They plan to flood the market.

And set up an all-you can-eat candidate buffet.

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It sounds good to me.

I speak of an opportunity made possible by the "mancession".

You see, the recession... begun in December 2007... hit male-dominated industries, such as construction, harder than female-dominated industries.

The male unemployment rate hit 10.4 percent in November 2010, whereas the female unemployment rate hovered around 8 percent...

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Famed Arab cartoonist, Ali Ferzat, is recovering in the hospital after he was beaten by pro-Assad thugs in Damascus late last week, as part of a brutal crackdown of the Syrian Uprising that has killed more than 2,200 people, since anti-government protests began five months ago...

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If you find yourself wondering how it was you missed the whole 4th season of Walker, Texas Ranger, while forcing yourself to attend Lamaze classes with your significant other.

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Mortality of US Newborns Higher than in 40 Other Nations...

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Babies in the United States have a higher risk of dying during their first month of life than do babies born in 40 other countries, according to a new report.

Some of the countries that outrank the United States in terms of newborn death risk are South Korea, Cuba, Malaysia, Lithuania, Poland, and Israel.

Researchers at the World Health Organization estimate the number of newborn deaths and newborn mortality rates of more than 200 countries, over the last 20 years.

The results show, while newborn mortality rates have decreased, globally, over that period, progress to lower these rates has been slow.

In 2009, an estimated 3.3 million babies died during their first four weeks of life, compared with 4.6 million in 1990.

About 41 percent of all deaths of children under 5 occur in the first month (the neonatal period).

Progress to reduce newborn deaths has been particularly slow in countries in Africa, the researchers said.

Newborn deaths could be reduced by as much as a third, with simple preventive measures.

Measures taken within hospitals, including providing antibiotics and implementing resuscitation techniques, could reduce deaths by two-thirds.

"We know solutions, as simple as keeping newborns warm, clean, and properly breast-fed, can keep them alive," said study researcher, Joy Lawn, of the Save the Children Foundation, which worked with the WHO on the report.

"It isn't that you have to build invasive care units to halve your neonatal mortality."

More health care workers, including midwives, are needed to teach and implement these lifesaving practices, she said.

Newborn deaths worldwide

Statistics on exactly how many babies are dying globally during their first month are lacking.

Currently, the United Nations collects annual data on deaths of children under age 5 and children under 1 year old, but not specifically on neonatal deaths.

In the new study, Lawn and colleagues estimated national neonatal mortality rates from 1990 to 2009.

For 38 countries, they made these estimates using information in databases that track births and deaths.

For 155 countries, they had to rely on information from household surveys, and create a statistical model to make their estimates.

The global neonatal mortality rate decreased 28 percent over the 20 years, from 33.2 deaths per 1,000 live births to 23.9 deaths per 1,000 births.

"It's good news, but it's not enough," Lawn said.

"Deaths of children between the ages of 3 and 5 and maternal deaths are going down 30 to 40 percent more quickly than neonatal deaths," Lawn said.

"The difference may be due in part to a lack of attention, funding and policy changes related to reducing neonatal deaths."

Preterm delivery, asphyxia (lack of oxygen) and severe infections are the three leading causes of newborn death.

These are largely preventable, with the right care.

By country

In the United States, the drop over the last 20 years was less than the average drop — 26 percent.

The United States dropped from No. 28 to No. 41 in the rankings of newborn death risk.

It is now tied with Qatar, Croatia, and United Arab Emirates.

One of the bigger challenges in the U.S. is complications from preterm birth, Lawn said.

The U.S. rate of preterm birth is double that of countries in Europe and Northern Africa, she said.

Babies, born preterm, need extra care, often expensive.

While there are few things that can reduce preterm birth, she noted disadvantaged people in the United States may be less likely to receive proper care for preterm infants.

Still, the toll of neonatal deaths is much worse in other countries.

In Afghanistan, one in 19 babies dies in the first month of life (53 per 1,000 births).

Five countries account for more than half of the world's newborn deaths: India, Nigeria, Pakistan, China, and the Democratic Republic of Congo.

India has the most newborn deaths, with 900,000 per year.

If progress is not made to reduce the number of newborn deaths, the portion of child deaths that occur in the neonatal period is likely to increase in the future.

"It is essential, national governments, international agencies, and civil society, increase attention to systematically preventing and tracking neonatal deaths."

The study is published today (30 Aug.) in the journal, PLoS Medicine.

Pass it on: Newborn death rates have decreased globally, but more needs to be done to lower these rates.

This story was provided by MyHealthNewsDaily, a sister site to LiveScience.

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Saturn's Odd Pockmarked Moon Revealed in New Photos...

NASA's Cassini spacecraft has captured new photos of Saturn's ugly-duckling moon, Hyperion, that show its cratered surface up close.

The pictures come from Cassini's 25 Aug. flyby of the Saturn moon Hyperion.

The pass, the spacecraft's second closest encounter with the moon, brought Cassini within about 15,500 miles (25,000 kilometers) of Hyperion’s surface.

Of all Saturn’s 62 moons, Hyperion is one of the strangest.

It is an ungainly, misshapen space rock, hurtling on a chaotic orbit around the ringed giant.

[See the photos of Saturn's moon Hyperion]

The moon is small — only about 168 miles (270 kilometers) across — and has an irregular shape and surface appearance.

As it tumbles along in orbit, the moon rotates unpredictably, preventing scientists from predicting in advance exactly what terrain the spacecraft's cameras would image during this flyby.

However, this flyby's closeness has likely allowed Cassini's cameras to map new territory, scientists said.

The images should help researchers improve color measurements of the moon and determine how the moon's brightness changes as lighting and viewing conditions change, which can provide insight into the texture of the surface.

The color measurements provide additional information about different materials on the moon's deeply pitted surface.

This isn't the first time Cassini has snapped close-up photos of the Saturn moon.

Cassini's closest encounter with Hyperion was on 26 September 2005, when the spacecraft flew approximately 310 miles (500 kilometers) above the moon's surface.

Cassini's next flyby of Hyperion will be on Sept. 16, 2011, when it passes the tumbling moon at a distance of about 36,000 miles (58,000 kilometers). [Cassini Photos: Saturn's Rings and Moons]

NASA's Cassini spacecraft launched in 1997 on a mission to study Saturn, the solar system's second largest planet.

The probe arrived in orbit around the planet in 2004, and is expected to continue taking observations through at least 2017.


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