30 April 2011

swinger. . .



wtf photos videos - Broccoli Shade is the Best Shade...




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Grand Avenue Apr 26, 2011...


darwin, you there?



demotivational posters - REGRET




stoned... agin!



Cat Up Gif - Cat Up




yay KITTEH!



funny pictures - This was the last photo on Bill's camera.  He has been missing for 2 weeks now.




huh?!?



Daffy is Thinking With Portals Gif - Daffy is Thinking With Portals




liek...



funny dog pictures - i like big mutts   and i can not lie




illegals...

Illegal aliens live first in U.S., then try to get status in Canada: Wikileaks...


VANCOUVER - American politicians have long believed Canada is a gateway for illegal immigrants, but an internal U.S. consular memo suggests the gate is likely swinging the other way.

A recent cable, released by online whistleblower Wikileaks, says immigrants are living illegally, for several years in the U.S. first, then crossing into Canada, frequently, trying to gain legal status in Vancouver, B.C.

U.S. consul in Vancouver, Phillip Chicola, writes in a cable to the White House, immigrants show up in Canada with new passports and different names, to cover up previous orders of removal or unlawful presence in America.

Authorities in both countries have long referred to their boundary as being the longest unfortified border in the world.

U.S. officials have previously accused Canada of being an easy stepping stone for illegal aliens to get into the States.

B.C. immigration expert, Don DeVoretz, says U.S. politicians have often thought of Canada as their "back door for waiting terrorists".

amazing origami... +

10 Unbelievable Origami and Papercraft Sculptures...

If your origami skills are limited to a paper plane or a rudimentary box, I’m going to advise getting some practice before trying these:


1. “Ryujin 3.5″ by Satoshi Kamiya.

Kamiya is widely acknowledged as one of the most advanced origami masters in the world, having begun origami at age two.

This stunning dragon is one of his more famous designs, which take up to one month to fold.

2. Hawaii-based origami artist, Won Park, is also known as the “money folder,” a reference to his medium: United States one dollar bills.

While his designs may not be as elaborate as Kamiya’s, his life-like shapes, such as this koi, exude charm and detail.

3. “Castle on the Ocean”, by Wataru Itou, and, wow, just freaking look at this.

This jaw-dropping castle and theme park took four years for Itou to craft, and even features dozens of lights to illuminate the scene.

4. Star Wars AT-AT Walker (artist unknown, but check out this site for more of his/her Star Wars work).

5. “Icosahedron”, by Richard Sweeney.

British papercraft artist Sweeney specializes in reproducing geometric shapes that make my head hurt just looking at them.

Rather than just folds, there are sweeping curves and arcs aplenty.


6. “Origami Swan”, by deviantart contributor, BopBob.

This gorgeous creation took two weeks to fold and build.

7. Papercraft artist, Ingrid Siliakus, based this stunning papercraft palace on a real building in Madrid.

Most of her work focuses on either architecture, or mind-bogglingly abstract shapes and designs.

It’s worth going here to check out her portfolio.

8. “Snail”, by Eric Joisel.

This piece by French origami master, Joisel, came from one sheet of wet-folded, rectangular paper.

9. “Link”, by Haywan.

This 831-piece model of the hero of the Zelda series required 206 pieces of card (and god knows how many ink cartridges).

Read more about it here.

10. That’s just damn creepy.

Dutch papercraft artist, Bert Simons, uses photos of real people to build uncanny, lifelike sculptures.

origami...

Simple Origami...

These classic simple origami designs can be made and mastered in a few minutes.

They are no less enjoyable than the more complicated designs, but one must begin somewhere.

These items are among the first experiences many have with paper folding.

Grownups usually remember the fun, but forget the "how-to" part.

It's our job to remind grownups... and teach kids!

Below are some easy and simple origami designs to get started with.

We use a 6" x 6" (or 15cm x 15cm) square origami paper for the models unless, stated otherwise.

origami-4-pointed-star

Origami 4-Pointed Star

origami-5-pointed-star

Origami 5-Pointed Star

Origami 8-Pointed Star

simplest-airplane

Origami Airplane

origami-basket

Origami Basket

origami-boat

Origami Boat

origami-camera

Origami Camera

origami-crown

Origami Crown

origami-cube

Origami Cube

origami-diamond

Origami Diamond

origami-envelope

Origami Envelope

Origami Face Changer

origami-fan

Origami Fan

origami-fox-puppet

Origami Fox Puppet

origami-gun

Origami Gun

origami-hang-glider

Origami Hang Glider

origami-hat

Origami Hat

origami-helicopter

Origami Helicopter

origami-hopping-frog

Origami Hopping Frog

origami-house

Origami House

Origami Lantern

Origami Lucky Star

Origami Modular Pinwheel

Origami Mushroom

Origami Ninja Star

Origami Photo Frame

Origami Popper

Origami Sampan

Origami Snake

Origami Snail

Origami Table

Origami Water Balloon

Origami Whale

Origami Yacht

Origami Yakko San (Samurai's Man Servant)

These items are not only easy to make, and fun to use.

Origami boxes, baskets, coin purses and tote bags are very practical.

We know you'll have as much fun with these designs as we have.

You can start with any paper you have.

Practice with white computer printer paper.

Get and use colored paper when you can.