30 November 2009

bad sex award...

Goncourt winner, Littell, wins Bad Sex Award...

30 Nov '09

LONDON (Reuters) - Jonathan Littell, who won France's prestigious Prix Goncourt in 2006 for "The Kindly Ones", has picked up another prize for the same work -- the Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction Award.

The annual prize was contested this year by literary heavyweights Philip Roth for "The Humbling", John Banville for "The Infinites", and Paul Theroux for "A Dead Hand".

The judges praised what they called Littell's "ambitious and impressive" novel, which was originally published in French.

"It is, in part, a work of genius," they said.

"However, a mythologically inspired passage, and lines such as, 'I came suddenly, a jolt that emptied my head like a spoon scraping the inside of a soft-boiled egg', clinched the award for The Kindly Ones.

"We hope he takes it in good humor."

Littell was not expected to attend the prize ceremony in London.

The award was established by Auberon Waugh in 1993.

It is designed to draw attention to the "crude, tasteless, and often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in contemporary novels, and to discourage it."

(Reporting by Mike Collett-White; editing by Patricia Reaney)

Copyright © 2009 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved

published anyway...

Fragmentary Nabokov novel published in Russia, despite author's request...

30 Nov '09

By Irina Titova, The Associated Press

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia - Vladimir Nabokov's final, fragmentary novel went on sale Monday in two versions in Russia, more than 30 years after he asked it be burned upon his death.

The emigre Russian wrote "The Original of Laura", on index cards in 1975-77, the last years of his life.

He asked his wife and son to burn the cards after his death, said Tatiana Ponomaryova, director of the Nabokov museum in St. Petersburg, where the versions were presented today.

One contains reproductions of the English-language index cards.

The other, in Russian, puts the words into conventional text form.

His son Dmitry, who decided to publish the work, wrote in the preface that his father wouldn't have been against the move.

The fragmentary book may be frustrating to many readers accustomed to the polished writing of Nabokov, whose novels including "Lolita" and "Pale Fire" are regarded as some of the best English prose ever written.

But scholars at the presentation found it intriguing.

"Now we have a unique opportunity to play Nabokov as Rubik's cube.

"That is, we can try to decide ourselves how the plot should go," said Valery Timofeyev a Nabokov expert at St. Petersburg State University.

"In fact, we now have a sample of the author's laboratory, where all the stages of the writer's work can be seen.

"It is great material for teaching philology students, too."

"Today, when every word of Nabokov is worth its weight in gold, this book is like finding a treasure," Russian writer Sergei Kibalnik said.

The book was published in the West in early November, and reviewers took note of its post-modernist conceits, in which the narrator tells of an affair with a young woman that later became the basis for a best-seller, purportedly written by him.

"It's not a novel.

"It's a plot of a plot.

"But it is very interesting from that point of view," said Boris Averin, a Russian literature historian at St. Petersburg State University.

The decision by Dmitry Nabokov to publish the book against his father's wishes was controversial in literary circles.

"However, it's understandable that it was very hard for Dmitry to burn something written by the hand of his father.

"And I'm personally very glad Nabokov's son still decided to publish his father's work.

"He did it now also because of his elderly age of 75," Ponomaryova said.

Nabokov and his family fled the chaos of the Russian Civil War, and he lived in Europe until moving to the U.S. in 1940.

He became an American citizen in 1945, but returned to Europe in 1961, after the great success of "Lolita", settling in Montreux, Switzerland, where he died.

Copies of 'The Original of Laura' by Vladimir Nabokov seen during ...

Copies of 'The Original of Laura' by Vladimir Nabokov seen during the presentation of the novel's Russian edition in Nabokov's museum in St. Petersburg, Russia, 30 Nov. 2009. (THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Dmitry Lovetsky)

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by Daryl Cagle -
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My home state has been kicking the budget can down the road for years, and is finally running out of road.

California is facing its biggest budget deficit ever - a staggering $21 billion, or 49.3 percent of the state's general revenue fund.

As a political cartoonist, I look for bad guys to skewer in my cartoons.

In California, there are bad guys everywhere to be blamed for our fiscal mess: our good-for-nothing Governor, Schwarzenegger; our greedy, irresponsible legislature; the media that ignores state issues; and the electorate who votes for more debt to fund wasteful projects, like multi-billion dollar trains people don't want to use.

Voters have approved more bond debt than the state can sell.

In short, everyone is a bad guy.

Different groups point to their own favorite villains.

Liberals like to blame Proposition 13, for limiting the legislature's ability to raise taxes, even though our taxes are crazy high.

Conservatives like to blame labor unions for milking the state dry, and liberals for chasing away business with taxes and regulations.

The media likes to blame voters who vote for constitutional amendments that micromanage our dysfunctional legislature.

Populists want to tax the rich more, even though the state has gotten into trouble by relying too much on income taxes and crashed when the incomes of the rich fell with the current recession.

But cash-flow isn't California's only problem - we also have a water crisis.

In Los Angeles, I'm limited to watering my lawn after 5:00pm on Monday and Thursday, and I struggle with a low-flow toilet, that has to be flushed three times to work properly, while rice farmers flood their farms with cheap, subsidized water, and the legislature has approved a whopping $11 billion bond measure...

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st andrew's day meal...

St. Andrew's Day...

Saint Andrew is the Patron Saint of Scotland, and St. Andrew's Day is celebrated by Scots around the world on the 30th November.

He is thought to have been the younger brother of Simon Peter, i.e. Saint Peter, and both men became apostles of Jesus Christ.

Although not much more is known about St. Andrew, it is thought he was crucified by the Romans on a saltire, a diagonal cross, the shape of which being the basis for the Cross of St. Andrew which appears on the Scottish Flag.

As legend would have it, a Greek Monk, St. Rule, had a dream telling of the removal of St. Andrew's remains to Constantinople by Constantine The Great, and was instructed by an angel to find them, and take as much of them as he could to the "ends of the earth"... for safe-keeping.

St.Rule took various body parts from St. Andrew's tomb and followed the instructions he had been given in his dream.

However, on his journey he was shipwrecked off the east coast of Scotland.

The relics were housed, for a while, in the Cathedral of St. Andrews in 1160, however they are now lost, probably destroyed during the Scottish Reformation.

Celebrate St.Andrew's Day with one of our mouth-watering traditional Scottish recipes, below.

Also see the main Scotland Cooking by Country page for more recipes.

Enjoy St. Andrew's Day... and Happy cooking !

Soups

Scotch Broth HT SP 180mins

Scottish Cullen Skink HT SP 90mins

Main Courses

Scottish Herring in Oatmeal HT MC 20mins

Beef in Whisky Sauce HT MC 20mins

Scotch Eggs CD PIC 30mins plus

Finnan Haddie HT MC 35mins

Stovies HT MC 45mins

Dunlop and Spinach Strudel Veg HT CD MC Scottish 55mins

Highland Sausage Plait HT MC Scotland 75mins plus soaking

Haggis HT MC 230mins plus soaking

Desserts and sweets

Scottish Clootie Dumpling HT DP 190mins

Dundee Cake Veg CD 95mins

Angus Toffee CD Confectionery 20mins plus setting

Scottish Tablet CD Confectionery 30mins plus setting

Macaroon Balls Veg CD Confectionary Scottish 45mins plus setting

Drinks

Rob Roy Veg CCD PFC 2mins

Mary Queen of Scots Veg CD 4mins

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Recipes...

Enjoying some fine Scottish cuisine is a great way to celebrate St Andrew's Day.

We've got some tasty recipes for you to try at home so get cooking!

Starter...

Serves 2-3

Cullen Skink, Credit:Tony Gorzkowski

Cullen Skink

A deliciously hearty classic.

It can be varied by adding bacon, vegetables or using a mixture of your local smoked and white fish.

Ingredients

2 medium/1 large fillet cold smoked haddock, cut in chunks
15mls (1 tblsp) Scottish rapeseed/canola oil
1 onion, finely chopped
1 stick celery, finely chopped – if available
3 medium potatoes, peeled and diced
300ml vegetable stock (1 tsp bouillon powder in water)
450mls semi-skimmed milk
Freshly milled black pepper
Chopped parsley to garnish – optional

Method:

  • Heat oil in a saucepan and sauté onion and celery until soft.
  • Add the potatoes and cook for 1 minute.
  • Add stock and bring to the boil.
  • Reduce the heat and simmer for 10-15 minutes until potatoes are soft.
  • Add all remaining ingredients and simmer for 5 minutes to cook fish.
  • The fish is cooked when it turns opaque and flakes easily with a fork.
  • Add a little more milk if required.

Main course...

Serves 2-3

Venison Steaks with a raspberry dressing, tomato and haggis stack.

Venison Steaks with a raspberry dressing, tomato and haggis stack...

Haggis is available worldwide through mail order.

If you are unable to source venison, you could substitute it with reindeer, moose or similar dark lean meat.

Ingredients

10ml Scottish rapeseed/canola oil
2 x 100g venison steaks
4 Scottish tomatoes, sliced
300g haggis, sliced in 4
100g kale, washed and shredded
A dash of Benromach Speyside Single Malt Whisky
4 medium potatoes peeled and cut in a small dice
Freshly milled pepper
A light pinch of salt
A drizzle of raspberry vinegar

Method:

  • Pre heat oven to 190°C.
  • Cut rounds of tomato and circles of haggis.
  • Place a slice of haggis on a foil lined baking tray.
  • Add a layer of sliced tomato.
  • Repeat to form a stack.
  • Cook for 15 minutes to thoroughly heat through.
  • When cooked, add a dash of whisky and keep warm.
  • Meanwhile brush venison with oil and season with pepper.
  • Heat a heavy frying pan and sear venison on a high heat for a couple of minutes.
  • Reduce heat and cook for 3 more minutes.
  • Turn over steaks and cook for a further 6 minutes for medium cooked steaks.
  • Place steaks on a warmed plate and cover loosely with foil.
  • Allow to rest for 10 minutes.
  • Meanwhile add potatoes to pan with a drizzle of the rapeseed oil to loosen the tasty venison residues and toss frequently to cook through.
  • Whilst the potatoes are cooking, cook kale in boiling lightly salted water for 5 minutes then drain.
  • (Toss in a little local butter if wished!)
  • To serve, place a spoonful of kale in the dish.
  • Slice venison and set on top of kale.
  • Lift haggis stack onto plate, add a spoonful of potato and finish with a generous drizzle of raspberry vinegar.
  • Serve immediately.

For raspberry vinegar . . .

Ingredients

250ml white wine vinegar
1 punnet raspberries
300g caster sugar*

Method:

  • Pour vinegar into a measuring jug and top up with raspberries to reach 500ml.
  • Mash gently – potato masher ideal fit in jug.
  • Leave for a couple of days, minimum overnight, and mash once more.
  • Strain through a sieve into a bowl then back into jug to measure liquid.
  • Place vinegar and sugar in a pan.
  • Dissolve and simmer for 10 minutes until syrupy.
  • Pour into warmed, sterilized bottles, and seal.

* This quantity of sugar is based on my liquid measuring 400ml so add proportionately more as necessary.

Medley of Roasted Roots...

This is colourful and tasty, and could also be cooked on the top of the stove if wished.

Ingredients

2 parsnips
2 carrots
2 beetroots (ready cooked)
Freshly milled pepper
A few sprigs of rosemary
A generous drizzle of heather honey
10ml rapeseed oil

Method:

  • Pre-heat oven 180°C.
  • Wash raw vegetables and peel.
  • Cut roots into chunky wedges.
  • Scatter in a roasting tin.
  • Drizzle very lightly with oil.
  • Add seasoning.
  • Shake in tin to mix together.
  • Oven-roast for 20 minutes (depending on size of wedges) until golden and caramelized at edges.
  • Vegetables should be cooked through but not over-soft.

Serving suggestion: top with shavings of mature Scottish cheddar for a tasty light supper.

Pudding/Dessert...

Apple and Bramble Pie

Brambles are blackberries, of course, however, another seasonal berry could be substituted.

Ingredients

For pastry:
175g flour
75g butter
25g sugar
1 egg yolk
light pinch salt
1 tblsp cold water

For filling:
1 dstsp cornflour
2 medium apples, peeled, cored and sliced
75g brambles
50g sugar (depending on sweetness of fruit used)

Method:

  • Pre-heat oven to 200°C.
  • To make pastry, rub butter into flour and sugar until it resembles breadcrumbs.
  • Add egg yolk with 1 tblsp water and mix with a round bladed knife until large lumps form.
  • Turn onto a floured surface and knead lightly.
  • Retain a quarter of dough for decoration and roll out remainder.
  • Line a 7" flan dish and pierce the base with a fork.
  • Bake for 6 minutes to set pastry.
  • Remove from oven.
  • Dust base of flan with cornflour to prevent any juices making pastry soggy.
  • Fill with apples and brambles and sprinkle with sugar.
  • Decorate with remaining pastry dough by rolling out, cutting in strips and applying to flan with a light brushing of milk.
  • Bake for 5 minutes at 200°C then reduce to 160°C for a further 15-20 minutes until fruit soft and bubbling and pastry golden.
  • Dust with icing sugar and serve with whipped cream.

Recipes kindly provided by Wendy Barrie, www.wendybarrie.co.uk, a well-known contributor to Scotland's food scene, and a crusader for good food: natural, wholesome, fresh and safe.

Wendy is director of the award-winning www.scottishfoodguide.com.

cop killer at large...

Suspect in police shooting not in stand-off house police...

1 hour, 13 minutes ago

SEATTLE (AFP) - A gunman, alleged to have shot dead four police officers, was not in the house at the center of a tense stand-off in Washington state, police confirmed early today.

After surrounding the home in Seattle's Leschi neighborhood for more than 10 hours, police SWAT teams entered the building where convicted felon, Maurice Clemmons, was believed to be holed up.

Pierce County Sheriff's Office spokesman, Ed Troyer, said however the house was found to be empty, and a wounded Clemmons was believed to be armed and still at large.

"We have cleared the residence.

"Seattle police tactically went in, and checked the residence, the suspect is not there," Troyer told King5 local television, in Seattle.

"We know that's his last location, and we know he is suffering from a gunshot wound from when the incident occurred."

Police earlier confirmed Clemmons was wounded by returning gunfire, after he ambushed four police officers with a handgun in a coffee shop early Sunday, near McChord Air Force base, in Tacoma, south of Seattle.

All four officers -- one woman and three men -- died in the attack, which Troyer said may have been motivated by hatred of law enforcement.

Clemmons was only recently released on bail last week, after being held for several months on charges of assaulting a police officer, and child rape.

Troyer said it did not appear that Clemmons' had a specific reason for targeting the officers involved, saying he was "upset about being incarcerated.

"He was just targeting cops," Troyer said.

Copyright © 2009 Agence France Presse. All rights reserved

scots wa h'ae!



Scotland - St. Andrew's Cross

St. Andrew was one of Christ's disciples.

Legend has it he was active in Scythia, and crucified on a cross with diagonal beams.

His remains were preserved, and by word of mouth,

Constantine wanted to remove them to Constantinople.

A Greek monk was warned by an angel of this intent,

and instructed to take them to the ends of the Earth.

This he did, until he was shipwrecked in Scotland.

By tradition, the flag is based on a saltire-cross of St Andrew

which appeared in the form of clouds in the sky above a battle

between the Scots and the Germanic Saxons.

This encouraged the Scots to victory

and ever since the 'sky-blue' flag with a white saltire

has been the national flag of Scotland.



Scotland - The Rampant Lion/The Royal Arms of Scotland

The old Scottish flag is still valid.

Strictly speaking, it should only be used by Her Majesty the Queen,

in her capacity as Queen of Scots.

In actuality, it tends to be used as a second national flag.




St Andrew's Day in United Kingdom...

Quick Facts

St Andrew is the patron saint of Scotland, and St Andrew's Day is a bank holiday in Scotland.

Name

St Andrew's Day 2009

30 November 2009

St Andrew's Day 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

See list of observations below

St Andrew's Day falls on 30 November, according to many Christian churches.

St Andrew's Day is a bank holiday in Scotland.

However, the bank holiday falls on Monday, 01 or 02 December, if November 30 is a Saturday or Sunday.


St Andrew, who was killed on an x-shaped cross, is remembered on St Andrew's Day. ©iStockphoto.com/Duncan Walker

What do people do?

The Scottish flag, or Saltire, is flown on public buildings in Scotland on St Andrew's Day.

In the rest of the United Kingdom, the British Union Flag is flown.

Some people have a day off work in Scotland.

In Edinburgh, there is a week of celebrations, concentrating on musical entertainment and traditional ceilidh dancing.

A ceilidh is a social event with couples dancing in circles or sets (groups of eight people).

In Glasgow city center, a large shindig, or party, with traditional music and a ceilidh are held.

In Dumfries, songs are performed in the Burn's night tradition.

There is a lot of folklore associated with St Andrew's Day, particularly around women, who hope to marry.

At midnight, as 29 November becomes 30 November, young women prayed to be shown signs about their future husbands.

They peeled an apple in such a way the peel remained in a single piece, and threw this over their shoulder.

The shape the peel formed on the ground indicated the first letter of their future husband's name.

They also dropped molten lead or candle wax into a bucket of water.

The shape it formed indicated the profession of the men they would marry.

Public life

St Andrew's Day is a bank holiday in Scotland on 30 November.

If 30 November is on a Saturday or Sunday, the bank holiday falls on the following Monday.

The amount of disruption to public life varies greatly.

Generally, schools are closed.

Some other organizations and businesses may be closed, but others are likely to be open.

Public transport services may run to their usual or holiday timetables.

Those intending on using a particular transport service on St Andrew's Day are encouraged to check ahead on the service's availability.

St Andrew's Day is not a bank holiday in England, Wales, or Northern Ireland on 30 November.

Background

St Andrew was born in Bethesda, on the shores of the Sea of Galilee, and was the younger brother of St Peter.

Both he and his brother became disciples of Jesus.

He is said to have died bound to an “X” shaped cross at Patras in Achea, in Greece.

This shape is now reflected in the Scottish flag, known as the Saltire.

St Andrew has been recognized as the patron saint of Scotland since at least the ninth century.

The bill to make St Andrew's Day a bank holiday in Scotland was first introduced in 2003.

In 2005, it was rejected by the Scottish Parliament, on its first reading.

The main objections were the introduction of another bank holiday would have a negative impact on the Scottish economy.

After further negotiations, the bill was supported by the First Minister of Scotland.

One of the results of these negotiations was the new law should not give employees an extra holiday, but a holiday on St Andrew's Day should replace an existing local holiday.

The St Andrew's Day Bank Holiday (Scotland) Act 2007 was passed by the Scottish Parliament on 29 November 2006.

It was given Royal Assent by Queen Elizabeth II on 15 January 2007.

The first St Andrew's Day bank holiday was observed on 30 November 2007.

The Scottish government used this as an opportunity to support celebrations of Scottish culture all over the world.

St Andrew's Day Observances

Weekday Date Year NameHoliday typeWhere it is observed
FriNov 302007St Andrew's DayLocal holidaySCT
SunNov 302008St Andrew's DayLocal holidaySCT
MonDec 12008St Andrew's Day observedLocal holidaySCT
MonNov 302009St Andrew's DayLocal holidaySCT
TueNov 302010St Andrew's DayLocal holidaySCT
WedNov 302011St Andrew's DayLocal holidaySCT
FriNov 302012St Andrew's DayLocal holidaySCT
SatNov 302013St Andrew's DayLocal holidaySCT
MonDec 22013St Andrew's Day observedLocal holidaySCT
SunNov 302014St Andrew's DayLocal holidaySCT
MonDec 12014St Andrew's Day observedLocal holidaySCT
MonNov 302015St Andrew's DayLocal holidaySCT

el sci...

Elemental Scientific...

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This is the best source for buying small quantities of chemicals -- always a challenge in these days of chemical hysteria.

Elemental Scientific will sell to individuals, online, with no paperwork or license needed.

They have a very respectable selection of about 300 reagents and compounds.

More than enough for most educational purposes, or for most basement experiments.

You can purchase all kinds of acids, corrosives, poisons, explosives and dangerous stuff you cannot get elsewhere -- but only in small quantities.

That's fine, because a small amount is often all you want for doing experiments, and many chemical supply outfits will sell only larger quantities if they sell to you at all.

Elemental also offers glassware, lab equipment, and general experimental paraphernalia.

They cater to homeschoolers and hobby experimentalists.

If you've ever tried to buy chemicals elsewhere, you'll recognize what an incredible resource this place is.

Most chemicals will be shipped UPS, but a short list of 18 especially hazardous chemicals need extra hazmat protection, which is an added charge.

-- KK

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Mini 248...

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Warning...

Helsinamars is a quiet place for me to pursue my writings, so I rented the same studio apartment I had used for previous scribblings.

But something happened once I got to page 667 of my research tome, when in a burst of blue light a creature appeared, flashing shark-like teeth.

"Not proceed," it warned, lisping.

~2009 laughingwolf


*****

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cute pictures of puppies with captions

blessings...



30 November 2009

An Instrument of Change

Wealth Is Neutral

At its most basic, money is a tool enabling us to meet our individual needs.

As a form of potential energy, empowering us to generate change, it is neither good nor bad.

Yet many people react emotionally to issues concerning finances, unconsciously condemning currency itself, the manner in which money is spent, and people who live lives of financial abundance.

Individuals who are rich in gifts, such as high intelligence, are acknowledged for their positive traits, while those who have acquired material riches, or aspire to become wealthy, are frequently judged harshly.

However, wealth is not a trait upon which judgment can be legitimately passed.

It tells us nothing about how a person lives, what they believe in, whom they care for, or the scope of their values.

Like any blessing, wealth is merely an instrument of purpose that can be used both constructively and destructively.

From an early age, people learn to court wealth, while simultaneously associating money with greed, selfishness, and unethical behavior.

Consequently, this idea becomes entrenched in their hearts as envy.

To attain a balanced and rational comprehension of money, as well as a fairer perspective of wealth, we need to recognize outward manifestations of wealth tell us little about the individuals enjoying those blessings.

When we feel the finger of jealousy prompting us to draw unflattering conclusions about people whose lives seem more financially secure than our own, we should remind ourselves there are many elements of their circumstances we cannot see.

Their wealth may be the result of long hours of taxing labor, they may donate a large percentage of their resources to charitable causes, or their bounty may be an incidental aspect of a life spent doing what they love.

Ultimately, we can heal our hurtful associations with money by turning a blind eye toward both wealth and poverty when interacting with others, and instead, focusing on the individual before us.

If you take a moment to consider you own feelings regarding money and wealth, you may discover you equate financial prosperity with happiness, power, security, independence, or self-indulgence.

Money itself is none of these things.

You can begin developing a healthier view of wealth by simply accepting, while some possess great wealth and others do not, we all have the potential to create lives of beauty, substance, and wisdom, using the resources we have been granted.

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tortoise/ducks...

Tortoise and Two Ducks [*]

A light-brained tortoise, anciently,
Tired of her hole, the world would see.
Prone are all such, self-banished, to roam—
Prone are all cripples to abhor their home.
Two ducks, to whom the gossip told
The secret of her purpose bold,
Professed to have the means whereby
They could her wishes gratify.
"Our boundless road," said they, "behold!
It is the open air;
And through it we will bear
You safe over land and ocean.
Republics, kingdoms, you will view,
And famous cities, old and new;
And get of customs, laws, a notion,—
Of various wisdom various pieces,
As did, indeed, the sage Ulysses."
The eager tortoise waited not
To question what Ulysses got,
But closed the bargain on the spot.
A nice machine the birds devise
To bear their pilgrim through the skies.—
Athwart her mouth a stick they throw:
"Now bite it hard, and don't let go,"
They say, and seize each duck an end,
And, swiftly flying, upward tend.
It made the people gape and stare
Beyond the expressive power of words,
To see a tortoise cut the air,
Exactly poised between two birds.
"A miracle," they cried, "is seen!
There goes the flying tortoise queen!"
"The queen!" ('twas thus the tortoise spoke;)
"I'm truly that, without a joke."
Much better had she held her tongue
For, opening that whereby she clung,
Before the gazing crowd she fell,
And dashed to bits her brittle shell.

Imprudence, vanity, and babble,
And idle curiosity,
An ever-undivided rabble,
Have all the same paternity.

[*] Bidpai

~Jean de la Fontaine



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29 November 2009

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Hullo, Iz sellin magazine subscripshuns  to wurk mah wai thru puppeh skool

tiger sez...

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For 3rd time, Woods cancels meeting with police...

By FRED GOODALL AP Sports Writer

WINDERMERE, Fla.(AP)—Tiger Woods canceled yet another meeting with state troopers, but, for the first time, talked about his car crash on his website, saying it was his fault, his wife acted courageously, and remaining details were private.

The statement was posted about an hour before troopers were to meet with the world’s No. 1 golfer at his home inside the gates of Isleworth.

A meeting was not rescheduled.

In a tape of a 911 call released today, two days after the accident, a neighbor told dispatchers a black Cadillac Escalade hit a tree, and “I have someone down in front of my house”.

Woods’ neighbor never mentions the golfer by name, and the call is inaudible at several points because of the bad connection.

“I came out here just to see what was going on,” the neighbor, who was not identified, told dispatchers.

“I see him, and he’s lying down.”

One woman is heard in the background yelling, “What happened?”

In his statement, Woods took responsibility for the accident.

“This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me,” Woods said.

“I’m human and I’m not perfect.

"I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.”

Woods said it was a private matter, and he wanted to keep it that way.

What he failed to address was where he was going at that hour.

“Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded, and malicious rumors currently circulating about my family and me, are irresponsible,” he said.

Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor has said Woods’ wife, Elin, used a golf club to smash out a rear window to help him get out of the SUV, when she heard the crash from inside their home at 2:25 a.m. Friday.

“The only person responsible for the accident is me,” Woods said.

“My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble.

"She was the first person to help me.

"Any other assertion is absolutely false.”

Sgt. Kim Montes of the Florida Highway Patrol said Woods’ attorney, Mark Nejame, informed the patrol Woods would not be meeting with troopers Sunday afternoon.

“It has not been rescheduled,” Montes said.

“He’s not required by law to give us a statement, and we’ll move forward with our investigation without it.”

Mark Steinberg, Woods’ agent at IMG, said in an e-mail Sunday:

“We have been informed by the Florida Highway Patrol that further discussion with them is both voluntary and optional.

"Although Tiger realizes there is a great deal of public curiosity, it has been conveyed to FHP he simply has nothing more to add, and wishes to protect the privacy of his family.”

Police first tried to interview Woods on Friday, but his wife asked if they could return the next day, because he was sleeping.

As they headed to Woods’ $2.4 million house inside the gates of Isleworth, Saturday afternoon, FHP dispatch put through a phone call to troopers from Woods’ agent, informing them Woods and his wife would be unavailable to talk until today.

The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.

The woman, Rachel Uchitel, denied having an affair with Woods, when contacted by The Associated Press.

Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred confirmed she was representing Uchitel when she was reached by the AP today.

“She is with me in L.A.,” Allred said later in an email to the AP.

“We plan to meet and then we’ll decide on the next step, which we do not plan to announce to the press.”

Uchitel arrived at Los Angeles International Airport late Sunday morning, where she was met by Allred, and escorted out of the baggage claim area and into a black car.

Uchitel did not speak to reporters except to ask she be left alone.

Woods is to host his Chevron World Challenge this week in Thousand Oaks, Calif., which benefits his foundation.

Woods’ news conference had been scheduled for Tuesday afternoon, although it was not clear if he would still play, or even attend.

“We do not know if Tiger is playing; we are anticipating a great week of competition,” said Greg McLaughlin, the tournament director and president of his foundation.

Aside from occasional criticism of his temper inside the ropes, Woods has kept himself out of the news beyond his sport.

In an October posting on his Facebook account, Woods wrote, “I’m asked why people don’t often see me and Elin in gossip magazines or tabloids.

"I think we’ve avoided a lot of media attention because we’re kind of boring.

“He’s an iconic brand, the platinum standard,” said John Rowady, president of rEvolution, a Chicago-based sports marketing agency.

“I find it interesting how he’s being attacked by so many sides after how gracious he’s been.

"But even the best of celebrities who try to do their best can be riddled with controversy.”

—-=

AP Golf Writer Doug Ferguson in Jacksonville, AP Sports Writer Tim Dahlberg in Las Vegas and Associated Press writers Linda Deutsch in Los Angeles, and Lisa Orkin Emmanuel and Sarah Larimer in Miami contributed to this report.

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Mini 247...

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Rhonda...

I allowed her to take riding lessons on my back from the time she was three years old, cute as she was, and so determined to show her friends she could master flight, despite her small size.

Twenty years later we were still inseparable companions, patrolling the nether reaches without fear or favor.

Buds forever.

~2009 laughingwolf

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man/adder...

Man and Adder [*]

"You villain!" cried a man who found
An adder coiled on the ground,
"To do a very grateful deed
For all the world, I shall proceed."
On this the animal perverse
(I mean the snake;
Pray don't mistake
The human for the worse)
Was caught and bagged, and, worst of all,
His blood was by his captor to be spilt
Without regard to innocence or guilt.
However, to show the why, these words let fall
His judge and jailor, proud and tall:
"You type of all ingratitude!
All charity to hearts like thine
Is folly, certain to be rued.
Die, then,
You foe of men!
Your temper and your teeth malign
Shall never hurt a hair of mine."
The muffled serpent, on his side,
The best a serpent could, replied,—
"If all this world's ingrates
Must meet with such a death,
Who from this worst of fates
Could save his breath?
On yourself your law recoils;
I throw myself on your broils,
Your graceless revelling on spoils;
If you but homeward cast an eye,
Your deeds all mine will justify.
But strike: my life is in your hand;
Your justice, all may understand,
Is but your interest, pleasure, or caprice:
Pronounce my sentence on such laws as these.
But give me leave to tell you, while I can,
The type of all ingratitude is man."
By such a lecture somewhat foiled,
The other back a step recoiled,
And finally replied,—
"Your reasons are abusive,
And wholly inconclusive.
I might the case decide
Because to me such right belongs;
But let's refer the case of wrongs."
The snake agreed; they to a cow referred it.
Who, being called, came graciously and heard it.
Then, summing up, "What need," said she,
"In such a case, to call on me?
The adder's right, plain truth to bellow;
For years I have nursed this haughty fellow,
Who, but for me, had long ago
Been lodging with the shades below.
For him my milk has had to flow,
My calves, at tender age, to die.
And for this best of wealth,
And often reestablished health,
What pay, or even thanks, have I?
Here, feeble, old, and worn, alas!
I'm left without a bite of grass.
Were I but left, it might be weathered,
But, shame to say it, I am tethered.
And now my fate is surely sadder
Than if my master were an adder,
With brains within the latitude
Of such immense ingratitude.
This, gentles, is my honest view;
And so I bid you both adieu."
The man, confounded and astonished
To be so faithfully admonished,
Replied, "What fools to listen, now,
To this old, silly, dotard cow!
Let's trust the ox." "Let's trust," replied
The crawling beast, well gratified.
So said, so done;
The ox, with tardy pace, came on
And, ruminating over the case,
Declared, with very serious face,
That years of his most painful toil
Had clothed with Ceres' gifts our soil—
Her gifts to men—but always sold
To beasts for higher cost than gold;
And that for this, for his reward,
More blows than thanks returned his lord;
And then, when age had chilled his blood,
And men would quell the wrath of Heaven,
Out must be poured the vital flood,
For others' sins, all thankless given.
So spake the ox; and then the man:
"Away with such a dull declaimer!
Instead of judge, it is his plan
To play accuser and defamer."
A tree was next the arbitrator,
And made the wrong of man still greater.
It served as refuge from the heat,
The showers, and storms which madly beat;
It grew our gardens' greatest pride,
Its shadow spreading far and wide,
And bowed itself with fruit beside:
But yet a mercenary clown
With cruel iron chopped it down.
Behold the recompense for which,
Year after year, it did enrich,
With spring's sweet flowers, and autumn's fruits,
And summer's shade, both men and brutes,
And warmed the hearth with many a limb
Which winter from its top did trim!
Why could not man have pruned and spared,
And with itself for ages shared?—
Much scorning thus to be convinced,
The man resolved his cause to gain.
Said he, "My goodness is evinced
By hearing this, it's very plain;"
Then flung the serpent bag and all,
With fatal force, against a wall.

So ever is it with the great,
With whom the whim does always run,
That Heaven all creatures does create
For their behoof beneath the sun—
Count they four feet, or two, or none.
If one should dare the fact dispute,
He's straight set down a stupid brute.
Now, grant it so,—such lords among,
What should be done, or said, or sung?
At distance speak, or hold your tongue.

[*] Bidpai

~Jean de la Fontaine

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28 November 2009

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Police: Woods, wife unavailable for interview...

WINDERMERE, Fla. (AP)—The mystery over Tiger Woods’ car crash intensified today, when his agent called state troopers on their way to Woods’ house and asked them to wait another day before speaking to him.

It was the second straight day Woods was unavailable to talk.

His wife told troopers on Friday afternoon, after the world’s No. 1 golfer had been treated and released from a hospital, he was sleeping and asked they return today.

Woods is not required, by law, to speak to the Florida Highway Patrol, because it is being investigated as a traffic accident, spokeswoman Sgt. Kim Montes said.

Woods was injured when his Cadillac SUV struck a fire hydrant and a tree, just beyond his driveway at 2:25 a.m. Friday.

Police said his lips were cut and blood was in his mouth when officers arrived.

Police chief Daniel Saylor said Woods’ wife, Elin, smashed the back window with a golf club to help get him out.

Montes said troopers were en route to Woods’ $2.4 million mansion, in the gated community of Isleworth, when agent Mark Steinberg called dispatch, and was put through to the troopers, telling them Woods and his wife were unavailable.

“I don’t know what was said,” Montes said.

Steinberg did not immediately respond to a text message seeking comment.

With so many questions lingering—where was he going at that hour?—and rumors circulating on the Internet, one marketing expert said silence was only stirring the pot.

“Every 10 seconds, these days, people update their tweets,” said David Schwab, vice president of Octagon.

“People are just adding speculation and controversy.

"You need something to settle the ship.

"If he’s not able to do it, find someone to do it for him.”

Montes said it was “kind of normal” for Woods not to speak on Friday, the day he was treated and released from a hospital.

“It is unusual that we haven’t gotten a statement,” she said.

“This just delays us to getting closer to the completion of the investigation.”

She said troopers inside the gates “are looking for other things for their investigation,” and for now, that pertains only to a traffic accident.

Montes said Woods is not required to give a statement, only his driver’s license, insurance and registration.

“We still are going to move forward with our crash investigation,” Montes said.

The 911 tapes of the crash could be released as early as Sunday.

More than two dozen media and a cluster of TV trucks were camped outside the gates of Isleworth, an exclusive subdivision near Orlando, set on an Arnold Palmer-designed golf course and a chain of small lakes, today, watching for any developments.

Even a couple of tourists stopped by and took pictures.

Woods’ news conference for the Chevron World Challenge, the tournament he hosts that benefits his foundation, had been scheduled for Tuesday afternoon.

It’s unclear whether he would still play, or even attend the event, in Thousand Oaks, Calif.

“We do not know if Tiger is playing; but we are anticipating a great week of competition,” said Greg McLaughlin, the tournament director, and president of his foundation.

In a telephone interview, Woods’ father-in-law, radio journalist Thomas Nordegren, told The Associated Press in Stockholm he would not discuss the accident.

“I haven’t spoken to her in the last few … ” Nordegren said about his daughter, Elin, before cutting himself off.

“I don’t want to go into that.”

Woods’ mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg, also refused to address the matter.

“She doesn’t want to comment on private issues like these,” Holmberg’s spokeswoman Eva Malmborg, said.

Roger Federer, who has become close with Woods in recent years, said after losing in the semifinals of the ATP World Tour Finals in London, “I haven’t spoken to him.

"I heard it’s not too serious, which is a good thing.”

Woods has shared precious little about his private life during his dominance of golf, which has brought him 82 victories around the world and 14 major championships, second only to the 18 professional majors won by Jack Nicklaus.

His endorsements—Nike, AT&T, Accenture, Gillette, GM, Gatorade—have helped make him the first athlete to top $1 billion in earnings.

Aside from occasional criticism of his temper inside the ropes, he has kept himself out of the news outside his sport.

In an October posting on his Facebook account, Woods wrote, “I’m asked why people don’t often see me and Elin in gossip magazines or tabloids.

"I think we’ve avoided a lot of media attention because we’re kind of boring."

“He’s an iconic brand, the platinum standard,” said John Rowady, president of rEvolution, a Chicago-based sports marketing agency.

“I find it interesting how he’s being attacked by so many sides after how gracious he’s been.

"But even the best of celebrities, who try to do their best, can be riddled with controversy.”

Rowady said Woods has solid relationship with his sponsors, and they are not likely to drop him over what is known so far.

“Here’s a guy that has a squeaky clean record,” Rowady said.

“He leads the king’s life, and everybody admires him.

"It’s a personal matter, but his ability to come out and talk about it will be interesting.

"I’m sure he has a lot of pressure on him, and is trying to avoid the rumors.”

Elin, a former model from Sweden, who once worked as a nanny for golfer Jesper Parnevik, is as private as Woods.

She keeps a low profile at tournaments, watching her husband from behind the ropes, and moves on when photographers start taking her picture.

Asked at a Friday evening news conference if the couple could have been arguing, Saylor said he had no knowledge of that.

The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.

The woman, Rachel Uchitel, denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by AP.

“I resent my reputation is getting completely blasted in the media,” she said during a telephone interview late Friday.

“Everyone is assuming I came out and said this.

"This is not a story I have anything to do with.”

Uchitel said she was in Melbourne two weeks ago with clients and never saw Woods the entire time she was there.

“The story stands for itself,” National Enquirer executive editor Barry Levine told AP today.

AP Golf Writer Doug Ferguson in Jacksonville, AP Sports Writer Tim Dahlberg in Las Vegas, and Associated Press writers, Tamara Lush and Lisa Orkin Emmanuel in Miami, and Louise Nordstrom in Stockholm contributed to this report.

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Mini 246...

[because my pup, kenny, and i will be visiting friends in new glasgow from tuesday afternoon til perhaps the weekend, and i must keep up my writing challenge with aerin, i'll be posting 55ers on weekends til i'm caught up again]


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Taboo...

As I pondered hidden meanings

From the tomes of eons past

Came a knocking at my window

Sending shivers down my wast.

In came beings by the dozen

Merriment was not their style

Took positions round my table

Bound to linger some long while.

"Aldred, blasphemer," they said -

"We can't rest... til you are dead."

~2009 laughingwolf



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To write fiction,
one needs a whole series of inspirations
about people in an actual environment,
and then a whole lot of work
on the basis of those inspirations.

~Aldous Huxley

Aldous Huxley...

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Aldous Huxley
Blurry monochrome head-and-shoulders portrait of Aldous Huxley, facing viewer's right, chin a couple of inches above hand
Born Aldous Leonard Huxley
26 July 1894(1894-07-26)
Godalming, Surrey,
England
Died 22 November 1963 (aged 69)
Los Angeles, California,
United States
Occupation Writer (fiction & non-fiction)
Notable work(s) Brave New World, Island, Point Counter Point, The Doors of Perception


Aldous Leonard Huxley (26 July 1894 – 22 November 1963) was an English writer, and one of the most prominent members of the famous Huxley family.

He spent the later part of his life in the United States, living in Los Angeles from 1937 until his death in 1963.

Best known for his novels, including Brave New World, and wide-ranging output of essays, Huxley also published short stories, poetry, travel writing, and film stories and scripts.

Aldous Huxley was a humanist and pacifist, and he was latterly interested in spiritual subjects, such as parapsychology and philosophical mysticism.

He is also well known for advocating and taking psychedelics.

By the end of his life, Huxley was considered, in some academic circles, a leader of modern thought and an intellectual of the highest rank, and highly regarded as one of the most prominent explorers of Visual communication and sight-related theories.[1]

Contents

Biography

Early years

Family tree

Aldous Huxley was born in Godalming, Surrey, UK in 1894.

He was the third son of the writer and school-master, Leonard Huxley, and first wife, Julia Arnold who founded Prior's Field School.

Julia was the niece of Matthew Arnold, and the sister of Mrs. Humphrey Ward.

Aldous was the grandson of Thomas Henry Huxley, the zoologist, agnostic, and controversialist ("Darwin's Bulldog").

His brother, Julian Huxley, and half-brother, Andrew Huxley, also became outstanding biologists.

Huxley had another brother, Noel Trevenen (1891–1914), who committed suicide after a period of clinical depression.

Huxley began his learning in his father's well-equipped botanical laboratory, then continued in a school named Hillside.

His teacher was his mother, who supervised him for several years,until she became terminally ill.

After Hillside, he was educated at Eton College.

Huxley's mother died in 1908, when he was fourteen.

In 1911, he suffered an illness (keratitis punctata) which "left him practically blind, for two to three years".[2]

Aldous's near-blindness disqualified him from service in the First World War.

Once his eyesight recovered sufficiently, he was able to study English literature at Balliol College, Oxford.

He graduated in 1916 with first class honors.

"I believe his blindness was a blessing in disguise.

"For one thing, it put paid to his idea of taking up medicine as a career...

"His uniqueness lay in his universalism.

"He was able to take all knowledge for his province." [3]

Following his education at Balliol, Huxley was financially indebted to his father and had to earn a living.

He taught French for a year at Eton, where Eric Blair (later known by the pen name George Orwell), and Stephen Runciman, were among his pupils, but was remembered as an incompetent and hopeless teacher, who couldn’t keep discipline.

Nevertheless, Blair and others were impressed by his use of words.[4]

For a short while in 1918, he was employed acquiring provisions at the Air Ministry.

Significantly, Huxley also worked for a time in the 1920s at the technologically-advanced Brunner and Mond chemical plant in Billingham,

Teesside, and the most recent introduction to his famous science fiction novel Brave New World (1932) states this experience of "an ordered universe in a world of planless incoherence" was one source for the novel.

Huxley completed his first (unpublished) novel at the age of seventeen and began writing seriously in his early twenties.

His earlier work includes important novels on the dehumanizing aspects of scientific progress, most famously Brave New World, and on pacifist themes (for example, Eyeless in Gaza).

In Brave New World Huxley portrays a society operating on the principles of mass production and Pavlovian conditioning.

Huxley was strongly influenced by F. Matthias Alexander and included him as a character in Eyeless in Gaza.

Middle years

During the First World War, Huxley spent much of his time at Garsington Manor, home of Lady Ottoline Morrell, working as a farm laborer.

Here he met several Bloomsbury figures including Bertrand Russell and Clive Bell. Later, in Crome Yellow (1921) he caricatured the Garsington lifestyle.

In 1919, he married Maria Nys (10 September 1899 - 12 February 1955), a Belgian woman he had met at Garsington.

They had one child, Matthew Huxley (19 April 1920 - 10 February 2005), who had a career as an epidemiologist.

The family lived in Italy, part time, in the 1920s, where Huxley would visit his friend D. H. Lawrence.

Following Lawrence's death in 1930, he edited his letters (1933).

In 1937, Huxley moved to Hollywood, California, with his wife Maria, son Matthew, and friend Gerald Heard.

He lived in the U.S., mainly in southern California, until his death, but also for a time in Taos, New Mexico, where he wrote Ends and Means (published in 1937).

In this work he examines the fact, although most people in modern civilization agree they want a world of "liberty, peace, justice, and brotherly love", they have not been able to agree on how to achieve it.

Heard introduced Huxley to Vedanta (Veda-Centric Hinduism), meditation, and vegetarianism through the principle of ahimsa.

In 1938 Huxley befriended J. Krishnamurti, whose teachings he greatly admired.

He also became a Vedantist in the circle of Hindu Swami Prabhavananda, and introduced Christopher Isherwood to this circle.

Not long after, Huxley wrote his book on widely held spiritual values and ideas, The Perennial Philosophy, which discussed the teachings of renowned mystics of the world.

Huxley became a close friend of Remsen Bird, president of Occidental College.

He spent much time at the college, which is in the Eagle Rock neighborhood of Los Angeles.

The college appears as "Tarzana College" in his satirical novel After Many a Summer (1939).

The novel won Huxley that year's James Tait Black Memorial Prize for fiction.

Huxley also incorporated Bird into the novel.

During this period Huxley earned some Hollywood income as a writer.

In March 1938, his friend Anita Loos, a novelist and screenwriter, put him in touch with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, who hired Huxley for Madame Curie, which was originally to star Greta Garbo and be directed by George Cukor.

(The film was eventually filmed by MGM in 1943 with a different director and stars.)

Huxley received screen credit for Pride and Prejudice (1940), and was paid for his work on a number of other films, including Jane Eyre (1944).

However, his experience in Hollywood was not a success.

When he wrote a synopsis of Alice in Wonderland, Walt Disney rejected it, on the grounds "he could only understand every third word".

Huxley's leisurely development of ideas, it seemed, was not suitable for the movie moguls, who demanded fast, dynamic dialog above all else.

On 21 October 1949, Huxley wrote to George Orwell, author of Nineteen Eighty-Four, congratulating Orwell on "how fine and how profoundly important the book is".

In his letter to Orwell, he predicted:

"Within the next generation I believe the world's leaders will discover that infant conditioning and narco-hypnosis are more efficient, as instruments of government, than clubs and prisons, and the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them, and kicking them into obedience."[5]

Post-war

After the Second World War, Huxley applied for United States citizenship, but his application was continuously deferred, on the grounds he would not say he would take up arms to defend the U.S., so he withdrew it.

Nevertheless, he remained in the country, and in 1959 he turned down an offer of a Knight Bachelor, by the Macmillan government.

During the 1950s, Huxley's interest in the field of psychical research grew keener, and his later works are strongly influenced by both mysticism and his experiences with psychedelic drugs.

In October 1930, the MI6 occultist, Aleister Crowley, dined with Huxley in Berlin, and to this day rumors persist Crowley introduced Huxley to peyote on that occasion.

He was introduced to mescaline (considered to be the key active ingredient of peyote) by the psychiatrist, Humphry Osmond in 1953. [6]

Through Dr. Osmond, Huxley met CIA MKULTRA spy millionaire, Captain Hubbard, who would deal with LSD on a wholesale basis.[7]

On 24 December 1955, Huxley took his first dose of LSD.

Indeed, Huxley was a pioneer of self-directed psychedelic drug use "in a search for enlightenment", famously taking 100 micrograms of LSD as he lay dying.

His psychedelic drug experiences are described in the essays The Doors of Perception (the title deriving from some lines in the book The Marriage of Heaven and Hell by William Blake), and Heaven and Hell.

Some of his writings on psychedelics became frequent reading among early hippies.

While living in Los Angeles, Huxley was a friend of Ray Bradbury.

According to Sam Weller's biography of Bradbury, the latter was dissatisfied with Huxley, especially after Huxley encouraged Bradbury to take psychedelic drugs.

In 1955, Huxley's wife, Maria, died of breast cancer.

In 1956, he married Laura Archera (1911–2007), also an author.

She wrote This Timeless Moment, a biography of Huxley.

In 1960 Huxley himself was diagnosed with cancer, and in the years that followed, with his health deteriorating, he wrote the Utopian novel Island,[8] and gave lectures on "Human Potentialities" at the Esalen institute, which were fundamental to the forming of the Human Potential Movement.

On his deathbed, unable to speak, Huxley made a written request to his wife for "LSD, 100 µg, intramuscular".

According to her account of his death, in This Timeless Moment, she obliged with an injection at 11:45 am, and another a couple of hours later.

He died at 5:21 pm, 22 November 1963, aged 69.

Huxley's ashes were interred in the family grave, at the Watts Cemetery, home of the Watts Mortuary Chapel in Compton, a village near Guildford, Surrey, England.

Media coverage of his death was overshadowed by the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, on the same day, as was the death of the Irish author C. S. Lewis.

This coincidence was the inspiration for Peter Kreeft's book Between Heaven and Hell: A Dialog Somewhere Beyond Death with John F. Kennedy, C. S. Lewis, & Aldous Huxley.

Association with Vedanta

Beginning in 1939 and continuing until his death in 1963, Huxley had an extensive association with the Vedanta Society of Southern California, founded and headed by Swami Prabhavananda.

Together with Gerald Heard, Christopher Isherwood, and other followers he was initiated by the Swami and was taught meditation and spiritual practices.

From 1941 through 1960 Huxley contributed 48 articles to Vedanta and the West, published by the Society.

He also served on the editorial board with Isherwood, Heard, and playwright John van Druten from 1951 through 1962.

Huxley also occasionally lectured at the Hollywood and Santa Barbara Vedanta temples.

After the publication of The Doors of Perception, Huxley and the Swami disagreed about the meaning and importance of the LSD drug experience, which may have caused the relationship to cool, but Huxley continued to write articles for the Society, lecture at the temple, and attend social functions.

Literary themes

Crome Yellow (1921) attacks Victorian and Edwardian social principles which led to World War I and its terrible aftermath.

Together with Huxley's second novel, Antic Hay (1923), the book expresses much of the mood of disenchantment of the early 1920s.

It was intended to reflect, as Huxley stated in a letter to his father, "the life and opinions of an age which has seen the violent disruption of almost all the standards, conventions and values current in the present epoch."

Huxley's reputation for iconoclasm and emancipation grew.

He was condemned for his explicit discussion of sex and free thought in his fiction. Antic Hay, for example, was burned in Cairo and in the years that followed many of Huxley's books were received with disapproval or banned at one time or another.

The exclusion of Brave New World, Point Counter Point and Island from Time magazine's Best 100 novels list in 2006 created an uproar.[citation needed]

Huxley, however, said that a novel should be full of interesting opinions and arresting ideas, describing his aim as a novelist as being 'to arrive, technically, at a perfect fusion of the novel and the essay'; and with Point Counter Point (1928), Huxley wrote his first true 'novel of ideas', the type of thought-provoking fiction with which he is now associated.

One of his main ideas was pessimism about the cultural future of society, a pessimism which sprang largely from his visit to the United States between September 1925 and June 1926.

He recounted his experiences in Jesting Pilate (1926): "The thing which is happening in America is a reevaluation of values, a radical alteration (for the worse) of established standards", and it was soon after this visit that he conceived the idea of writing a satire of what he had encountered.[9]

Brave New World (1932) as well as Island (1962) form the cornerstone of Huxley's damning indictment of commercialism, based upon goods generally manufactured from other countries.

Indeed also, Brave New World (along with Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four and Yevgeni Zamyatin's We) helped form the anti-utopian, or dystopian, tradition in literature, and has become synonymous with a future world in which the human spirit is subject to conditioning and control. Island acts as an antonym to Brave New World; it is described as "one of the truly great philosophical novels".[10]

He devoted his time at his small house at Llano in the Mojave Desert to a life of contemplation, mysticism, and experimentation with hallucinogenic drugs.

His suggestions in The Doors of Perception (1954) that mescaline and lysergic acid were 'drugs of unique distinction' which should be exploited for the 'supernaturally brilliant' visionary experience they offered provoked even more outrage than his passionate defense of the Bates method in The Art of Seeing (1942).

However, the book went on to become a cult text in the psychedelic 1960s, and inspire the name of the rock band The Doors.

Huxley also appears on the sleeve of The Beatles' landmark 1967 album, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Eyesight

With respect to details about the true quality of Huxley’s eyesight at specific points in his life, there are differing accounts.

Around 1939, Huxley encountered the Bates Method for better eyesight, and a teacher, Margaret Corbett, who was able to teach him in the method.

In 1940, Huxley relocated from Hollywood to a 40-acre (160,000 m2) ranchito in the high desert hamlet of Llano, California in northernmost Los Angeles County.

Huxley then said his sight improved dramatically with the Bates Method and the extreme and pure natural lighting of the southwestern American desert.

He reported for the first time in over 25 years, he was able to read without glasses, and without strain.

He even tried driving a car along the dirt road beside the ranch.

He wrote a book about his successes with the Bates Method, The Art of Seeing, which was published in 1942 (US), 1943 (UK).

It was from this period, with the publication of the generally disputed theories contained in the latter book, that a growing degree of popular controversy arose over the subject of Huxley’s eyesight.

It was, and to a noticeable extent, still is widely held, for most of his life, since the illness in his teens which left Huxley nearly blind, his eyesight was exceedingly poor (despite the partial recovery which had enabled him to study at Oxford).

For instance, some ten years after publication of The Art of Seeing, in 1952, Bennett Cerf was present when Huxley spoke at a Hollywood banquet, wearing no glasses and apparently reading his paper from the lectern without difficulty:

"Then suddenly he faltered—and the disturbing truth became obvious.

"He wasn't reading his address at all. He had learned it by heart.

"To refresh his memory he brought the paper closer and closer to his eyes.

"When it was only an inch or so away he still couldn't read it, and had to fish for a magnifying glass in his pocket to make the typing visible to him.

"It was an agonizing moment."[11]

On the other hand, Huxley's second wife, Laura Archera Huxley, would later emphasize in her biographical account, This Timeless Moment: "One of the great achievements of his life: that of having regained his sight."

Here, she portrays the accomplishment as both metaphorical and considerably physiological in nature, attributing that which she cites J. Krishnamurti as naming the spirit of "freedom from the known", which she suggests that Huxley applied, nonexhaustively, in writing The Art of Seeing, and utilizing the Bates Method.

After revealing a letter she wrote to the Los Angeles Times disclaiming the label of Huxley as a "poor fellow who can hardly see" by Walter C. Alvarez, she tempers her more abstract claims with the admission:

"...Although I feel it was an injustice to treat Aldous as though he were blind, it is true there were many indications of his impaired vision.

"For instance, although Aldous did not wear glasses, he would quite often use a magnifying lens..."[12]

Laura Huxley proceeds to elaborate a few nuances of inconsistency peculiar to Huxley's vision.

Her account, in this respect, is discernibly congruent with the following sample of Huxley's own words from The Art of Seeing:

"The most characteristic fact about the functioning of the total organism, or any part of the organism, is that it is not constant, but highly variable."

Nevertheless, the topic of Huxley’s eyesight continues to endure similar, significant controversy, regardless of how trivial a subject matter it might initially appear.[citation needed]

Awards

In 1959 Aldous Huxley received the American Academy of Arts and Letters Award of Merit for the novel Brave New World.

He received the James Tait Black Memorial Prize in 1939 for After Many a Summer Dies the Swan.

In 1962, Huxley was awarded the Companion of Literature by the Royal Society of Literature.[13]

Films

Notable works include the original screenplay for Disney's animated Alice in Wonderland (which was rejected because it was too literary)[14], two productions of Brave New World, one of Point Counter Point, one of Eyeless in Gaza, and one of Ape and Essence.

He was a credited screenwriter for Pride and Prejudice (1940), co-authored the screenplay for Jane Eyre (1944) with John Houseman, A Woman's Vengeance (1947), and contributed to the screenplays of Madame Curie (1943) and Alice in Wonderland (1951) without credit.

Director Ken Russell's 1971 film The Devils, starring Vanessa Redgrave and Oliver Reed, was adapted from Huxley's The Devils of Loudun.

A made-for-television adaptation of Brave New World was made in 1990.

Works

Novels
Short stories
Poetry
Travel writing
Drama
Essay collections
Articles written for Vedanta and the West (A publication of the Vedanta Society of Southern California from 1938 to 1970)
  • Distractions (1941)
  • Distractions II (1941)
  • Action and Contemplation (1941)
  • An Appreciation (1941)
  • The Yellow Mustard (1941)
  • Lines (1941)
  • Some Replections of the Lord's Prayer (1941)
  • Reflections of the Lord's Prayer (1942)
  • Reflections of the Lord's Prayer II (1942)
  • Words and Reality (1942)
  • Readings in Mysticism (1942)
  • Man and Reality (1942)
  • The Magical and the Spiritual (1942)
  • Religion and Time (1943)
  • Idolatry (1943)
  • Religion and Temperament (1943)
  • A Note on the Bhagavatam (1943)
  • Seven Meditations (1943)
  • On a Sentence From Shakespeare (1944)
  • The Minimum Working Hypothesis (1944)
  • From a Notebook (1944)
  • The Philosophy of the Saints (1944)
  • That Art Thou (1945)
  • That Art Thou II (1945)
  • The Nature of the Ground (1945)
  • The Nature of the Ground II (1945)
  • God In the World (1945)
  • Origins and Consequences of Some Contemporary Thought-Patterns (1946)
  • The Sixth Patriarch (1946)
  • Some Reflections on Time (1946)
  • Reflections on Progress (1947)
  • Further Reflections on Progress (1947)
  • William Law (1947)
  • Notes on Zen (1947)
  • Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread (1948)
  • A Note on Gandhi (1948)
  • Art and Religion (1949)
  • Foreword to an Essay on the Indian Philosophy of Peace (1950)
  • A Note on Enlightenment (1952)
  • Substitutes for Liberation (1952)
  • The Desert (1954)
  • A Note on Patanjali (1954)
  • Who Are We? (1955)
  • Foreword to the Supreme Doctrine (1956)
  • Knowledge and Understanding (1956)
  • The "Inanimate" is Alive (1957)
  • Symbol and Immediate Experience (1960)
Philosophy
Biography and nonfiction
Children's literature
Collections

References

  1. ^ Thody, Philipe (1973). Huxley: A Biographical Introduction. Scribner.
  2. ^ Huxley, Aldous (1939). "biography and bibliography (appendix)". After Many A Summer Dies The Swan (1st Perennial Classic Ed.). Harper & Row, Publishers. p. 243.
  3. ^ Julian Huxley 1965. Aldous Huxley 1894–1963: a memorial volume. Chatto & Windus, London. p22
  4. ^ Crick, Bernard (1992). George Orwell: A Life. London: Penguin Books. ISBN 014014563X.
  5. ^ Huxley, Aldous (1969). Grover Smith. ed. Letters of Aldous Huxley. London: Chatto & Windus. ISBN 070111312X.
  6. ^ Martin, Douglas. Friday, August 22, 2008 "Humphry Osmond, 86, Who Sought Medicinal Value in Psychedelic Drugs, Dies". New York: New York Times
  7. ^ Stevens, Jay (1998). Storming heaven: LSD and the American dream. Grove Press. pp. 47-64. ISBN 0802135872. http://books.google.com/books?id=rKlGAdNUDAkC&pg=PA47&dq=Storming+heaven+Noonday+Sun#v=onepage&q=&f=false. "All sorts of crazy things started happening..."
  8. ^ Peter Bowering Aldous Huxley: A Study of the Major Novels, p. 197, Oxford University Press, 1969 ASIN B0006CDQZ8
  9. ^ Huxley, Aldous (2003). "British Literature (1918-1945)". Words Words Words. La Spiga Languages. pp. 217–218.
  10. ^ The Times
  11. ^ From Bennet Cerf’s column in The Saturday Review, 12 April 1952, quoted in Gardner, Martin (1957). Fads and Fallacies in the Name of Science. Dover Publications. ISBN 0-486-20394-8.
  12. ^ Huxley, Laura (1968). This Timeless Moment. New York: Farrar, Straus & Giroux.
  13. ^ Chevalier, Tracy (1997). Encyclopedia of the Essay. Routldge. pp. 416.
  14. ^ Bradshaw, David (1993). "Introduction". Aldous Huxley's "Those Barren Leaves" (Vintage Classics Edn., 2005). Vintage, Random House, 20 Vauxhall Brigade Road, London. xii.

Bibliography

  • The World of Aldous Huxley, Charles J. Rolo editor, Grosset Universal Library, 1947.
  • John Atkins, Aldous Huxley: A Literary Study, J. Calder, 1956
  • Nicholas Murray, Aldous Huxley, Macmillan, 2003, ISBN 0312302375
  • Laura Archera Huxley, This Timeless Moment, Celestial Arts, 2001, ISBN 0890879689
  • Aldous Huxley: Selected Letters, James Sexton editor, Ivan R. Dee, 2007, ISBN 1566636292
  • The Human Situation: Aldous Huxley Lectures at Santa Barbara 1959, Flamingo Modern Classic, 1994, ISBN 0006547327
  • Aldous Huxley, Conrad Watt editor, Routledge, 1997, ISBN 0415159159
  • Dana Sawyer, Aldous Huxley, Crossroad Publishing Co., 2002, ISBN 0824519872
  • Jerome Meckier's Aldous Huxley: modern satirical novelist of ideas, Firchow and Nugel editors, LIT Verlag Berlin-Hamburg-Münster, 2006, ISBN 3825896683

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